Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
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PandaSmile 24
That person is not your friend
ukeandfoodislife 19
Honestly, your friend seems kind of like an asshole. Yeah, he's kinda funny but if you're in a fight with your girlfriend, he should be trying to help you
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PandaSmile 24
That person is not your friend
Luluthus 41
I completely agree
ukeandfoodislife 19
#17, you know, you don't have to comment to say you agree. There's such thing as a like button.
ZoePapillon 16
And you don't have to reply to disagree #19, there is such a thing as a dislike button.
musoboy 22
FYL OP. I'm getting so tired of all these so called friends ruining OPs' lives because they thought it would be "funny" to [blank]. I'm sorry to hear of your trials.
YodaMyNameIs 15
She has trust issues.
lexiale 10
Say you meant "you're such a cutie"
apineapple 40
I think its a bit late for that.
Luluthus 41
If she didn't believe that the friend did it, she is hardly going to belive that it was a misspelling. Especially since he already gave a different explanation.
lexiale 10
very true,
mads_nicole 19
I don't think that person isn't a good friend or that she is a very good girlfriend.
sunnyray812 42
I would have to say that OP's life sucks and that he also deserved it. It wasn't any of his friend's business to know what happens in the relationship. Problems are meant for only those involved, so they can solve it. Bringing someone else into the issue is basically asking for more trouble. I know this through experience. I did the same thing once. I told a guy friend (now my ex-friend) about certain relationship issues I had with my boyfriend. He then threatened and harassed my boyfriend and his family. I was almost broken up with. They were so pissed at the both of us. Why were they pissed at me, too? Because I brought someone else into the picture who had no business being involved. I deserved the anger toward me. OP, let this be a lesson learned. Relationship issues are only for the ones involved.
ichinikis 16
Ure friend is a ****
YodaMyNameIs 15
His friend could've known his passcode.
marjolein96 5
that's not a thing a good friend does. I'm sorry OP
johnredbeerd 7
Sounds like your boy has you back. Also, your girlfriend kinda sounds like a ****... Seems like he did you a favor
Mobetta_2300 22
Why was that even a joke
YourOpinionSucks 22
I get venting to someone about something that happened, but as a man (or at least personally) I would take that shit to another (girlfriend approved) woman, like my mother. Your guy friends Shouldn't know about your personal issues between you and your girl, your mom doesn't necessarily need to know either, but then again, your mom won't be a **** and do something like that. I'm just saying but if I were you, that "friend" would be drinking his food through a straw after that little joke.
crudeandrudeguy 29
That is the entire point of having friends, people you can share your troubles with and they support you. The only problem here is that this person is not a friend...
Dthsapprntc 23
#11 clearly hasn't read enough FML's about terrible mothers.
Morning_fml 22
Lol I feel like your comments contradict your username, #11. It's perfectly fine to share personal issues with your friends as long as they're trustworthy. There's a limit to what you should & shouldn't share.