glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
shawty
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Creeped out
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
idontwanttoknow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower. FML
DisturbedMan
Maidstone, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Lock your doors
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML
Steve
Oshkosh, United States 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
scarred
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Noise complaint
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Anonymous
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
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j_e_m_8_8 0
i heard my mom moan once too..late at night with my stepdad while I was reading. I actually literally blacked out I was so disgusted and shocked. I couldn't see for a good..ohh I'd say 10 seconds. I was 11.
Symmetry88 0
Ya, and I bet you like it too
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Comments (78)
ninjacutie 6
oh god that happened to me and the wall started banging and shaking and two pictures fell off my wall >.< I just pretended I was sleeping until about 2 pm…
xiaoxaio 5
nice fml quick, fast and gross...probably like ur parent in bed too
TheLefty 1
Not with the kids home.
hmcginnis2017 0
Maybe she was doing something
brian345 5
ha!
KirbyisEPIC 0
Ew
sevenbro007 3
I hate it when my KIDS do that. I'm 40. I feel your pain (vice versa.)
rustycage92 23
Plot twist: her mother died 3 years ago.
haphazardly 15
It would've been worse if you said your dad was away on business
SassacreMassacre 10
I was in my bedroom once and heard faintly "harder" coming from downstairs. Where my grandparents where sleeping. When getting up to shut my door, I heard a gently slapping noise.