Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tree trunks
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, my mom told me that I need to shave my beard because it's getting too long. This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that I'm a woman. FML
Different together
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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lysx84 24
I can't help but think that there is a really simple solution to this issue...?
sarah5745 41
Wow, that's impressive
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Comments (106)
backdoorman010 9
why is this an fml? shave that shit and be done. quit trying to make people feel sorry for you
swanheart 35
Agreed. The only way this would be an fml is if something was physically preventing her from shaving. Otherwise, stop complaining and do something to fix the situation.
OopsyDoodle 6
the fml is that she let it get that far and that bad, not that she cant do anything about it.
Anonymousjeffrey 13
Don't you think it's time for them to split off?
pugpuggy 21
You should curl them for when your going for a night on the town.
trucker2 33
What every man wants, to be cuddled up next to a gorilla......NOT
HylianTwilight 21
To be honest, my now ex didn't want me to shave haha. So not a completely valid statement.
AlysoninAlaska 19
Soooo....shave your legs? Or find a good leg-hair stylist, nobody likes having split ends.
starlita_fml 15
And what stops you from going in the shower and shaving? It's like, 5 minutes, not a big deal
ArturoJames 13
And a razor..
ArturoJames 13
And a razor.. Or two..
Elban 20
Wax that shit!
LeashaJoy5595 28
It takes you 5mins? Is that normal for people? Because it takes me like 20 and I never let my leg hair get that long!
sosogross 16
I feel you. I usually don't shave in the winter, and most of the time I'm too lazy in the summer.
worldclassrager 41
Boy do I wish your sex was given... Time for a trim OP...or perhaps a little shampooing for some repair
vikky538 29
Run to laser hair removal center
Rodville 28
I may be in the minority but COOL!