Today, I tapped my sister on her shoulder to get her attention. I guess I was too close to her neck, which is where she is most ticklish, and ended up in the emergency room with a broken nose after she elbowed me in the face. I was just trying to repay her the $10 I borrowed from her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
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Tripartita 45
Future employers be warned: this girl does /not/ like getting payed.
soldier084 11
next time just call her by her name instead of coming up from behind and touching her.
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Comments (37)
Tripartita 45
Future employers be warned: this girl does /not/ like getting payed.
moo77_fml 20
Ouch!!! Won't want to borrow money from her again :(
ruckfules85 34
More like wont want to pay it back
jtfrisch 22
Next time punch first
Blackhawk706 23
What a hard learned lesson.
soldier084 11
next time just call her by her name instead of coming up from behind and touching her.
townailz 16
Pretty sure there won't be a next time lol
Steve97 32
I honestly don't get why girls absolutely hate getting tickled so much it's not a big deal it's not like it hurts >.
MandieL 27
Actually it can. You know how they say you can't tickle yourself? I can't scratch my feet because it tickles, and hurts. It just depends on how sensitive the nerves are. I can't get a massage because it tickles too much and causes me pain. Lashing out can be an automatic response, and not the sisters fault. Plus, if she wasn't expecting it, he may have startled her. And it's not just girls, I know guys with this response too.
Frid_Kun 7
I assure you, a lot of guys will punch you if you try to tickle them. Then they will chase you and punch you again.
Tripartita 45
It doesn't need to hurt to be a huge violation of personal space. If someone came up to you and said, "I want to run my fingers crazily over your neck, feet, etc." it would be creepy as hell. Actually /doing/ that is tickling.
beeferjay 34
she said eff you, pay me... but with her elbow, lol
worldclassrager 41
Names are a great thing...
Frid_Kun 7
You knew she is jumpy, why would you surprise her from behind?
zyero 9
Accidentally tickling my spouse in bed tends to have involuntary spasm, fortunately I got good at stopping the knees and elbows, at least it was the face and not the gnads