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Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

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nerofirst 0

She wanted to wear lingerie but it came with a cape

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XxgreymoonxX 8

interesting girlfriend of yours xD guess the positive side is least you're getting sex d:

It's a bird ! It's a plane ! It's a naked chick with a cape?

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At least you didn't have to say no bag over my head during sex.

Haha bet you never thought you'd say that!

Had to? Why? So you're not into a little Nite Owl/Silk Spectre moment?

glutgyoogle 6

Well you are just kind of a fail all together then...

livinthefridge13 1

I think cape's are a turn-on.

It was a joke I wasn't being serious. Lol

Oops wrong comment..

please tell me you were role-playing captain underpants

Loved this comment :p

eminemchick 19

shes from the "kickass" movie

its a bird! no its a plane! not its Sex Woman! she's using her magnificent breasts as hot air balloons! She is always there when men need to get laid!