keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
fluke
United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Lady of Sorrows
United States
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
matish
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
turtles_yup
San Francisco, United States
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
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Comments (189)
karmaslave 5
Is this some kind of girls only arcade?
Pisslips 0
Get your ass on the treadmill
suprmidgt 0
oh! I have an idea that may help you. stop dressing so you look like a boy. it's the #1 cause of the mistake. and another thing. people who dress like that then get upset when me make a mistake really need to stop acting like we're the asshole.
iGrenade 0
complain to his supervisor and demand an apology if your life is completely ruined thanks to him.
laurabev 9
One word; OUCH. That really sucks. Might just be him though, don't worry about it OP. :)
Busterfml 0
Wow, Demetrius is an epic douche. I mean he could have said Hillary Swank or gone old school and said Annie Lennox. He could have said Ellen. Instead he says Lady Gaga whom NOBODY thinks looks like a man. Pop reference fail.
jojobeanz 0
ydi for looking like a man lol! shave much?
flexicano 0
Gosh people, stop feeding the troll!
SkullCanddi 0
What? Are Only Girls Allowed In The Gameroom?
LyghtBender 0
FML is way more then just an App....