keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
fluke
United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Lady of Sorrows
United States
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
matish
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
turtles_yup
San Francisco, United States
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
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Schizomaniac 24
The commenting section was specifically designed so that everyone sees what everyone else is saying, and can comment when and where they please. Your analogy is pathetic and does not apply. Having a public conversation is not the same as having a conversation in public. You are making yourself look like an idiot. I wish Ignorance would come do what she does best, because your grammar is deplorable.
Schizomaniac 24
Cry me a river.
fullmetalshrimp 0
Lol that's horrible, but hey, you should probably do something about your appearance! Let's hope you don't have Beiber hair going on.
green_eyes124 0
It doesn't matter if you care or not. She has friends that will stick up for her. And if Eli hadn't been here to defend himself you would have had people commenting on his behalf. If you look back we've kind of given you a taste of your own medicine. Seems to me that you're pretty annoyed. How do you like it?
Schizomaniac 24
Dude, you lost like an hour ago. It's over. Give up.
green_eyes124 0
My personal life is none of your business but thanks for caring : )
Phoenix1023 3
I don't see why she should change at all. What's the point? The guy was probably just being a dick. RentaCops do that on a regular basis to make themselves feel more authoratative.
jackygirl2 0
LOL rentacops are annoying...
christian50 0
he just wanted to see if you were old enough for him to hit on you
Geiko_fml 0
What the **** is wrong with you.