keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
fluke
United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Lady of Sorrows
United States
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
matish
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
turtles_yup
San Francisco, United States
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
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Jossyve 0
i really dont know why thw hek he needed to know. i think that's discrimination.. either way be yourself and of is the case DYKES are really HOT... ;)
Tomboi013 0
Wow, the same thing happened to me in High School. Had to show my license to the janitor before he let me in the girls' bathroom :P It happens; you just gotta forgive and forget sometimes :P
heeej 0
YDI for gaming!
demonwolfmaster 26
Hey i have had this happen before but in the car with my friend the cop asked me it im her brother or boyfrined...i had no id on me yet you could see i had breasts (and not fat breasts on a fat male) yet he still asked so i agree fyl its bull shit half these people dont know is no matter how you try if your a tom boy pink dosnt work
Splayd 10
So you're saying that you "[were]" a girl, but you are now a guy?
Ugi 27
The entire FML is written in the past tense (I had to...), so to say "I am a girl" would not have been appropriate. She was not proving now that she is a girl. She was proving then that she was a girl. OP - it might, of course, be that he was being a jackass in the hope that you would find a more creative way to prove that you are a girl!
BlondePsycho 43
Hey everyone its Pat!