keenan
United States
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
fluke
United States
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML
Lady of Sorrows
United States
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Anonymous
Taiwan
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
Matt
Wilmington, United States
Geezer
Today, I went out to eat with some friends. I ordered a cocktail with my meal. I got carded, but had left my ID at home. Instead, I took my hat off to show that I'm bald. It worked. FML
androgynous
United States
TSA
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
matish
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
turtles_yup
San Francisco, United States
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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green_eyes124 0
umm then you need to change something sweetie , your hair? make up?
Zlappy 0
Why the hell did he care?
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Comments (189)
munny_fml 7
****...how ugly are you?
skyeyez9 25
He knew you were a girl, he just wanted to see your DL so he can find out where you live. your Future creeper
skyeyez9 25
Speaking of videogames: Fable 3 comes out soon.
britasif27 5
try dressing yourself up
5t3ff1k4h 47
152- I was reading this thread for pure amusement, when I realized you type like a total moron. The caps lock button (to turn the damn thing off) is to the left of your keyboard, about halfway between the top and bottom. Please use it. As for the rest of the idiocy, just stop talking. That solves both problems.
1121osu2110 0
dykes are hott!
ginnalora19 0
lol omg
misti_csi 0
i thought it was a funny joke, seeing as she does look like a man and she's a ******* weirdo. **** off lady gaga fans ;)
jayemdoubleyou 1
Stop being ugly.
triggerit 5
perhaps better change your gender...