Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. I was woken up by my mother breaking into my house to tell me I need to get ready for work. Then she got mad that I had a girl over. I'm 20. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML
Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML
Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
Surprise surprise!
Today, my girlfriend's parents have been having issues with her older brother and her mom called to say she was flying over to stay with my girlfriend. I'm twice my girlfriend's age and she hasn't told her parents about me. She also sublet out her apartment and we have been living together for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML
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mouseintern 0
Right now, lots of 24 year-olds live with their parents. Normally I'd be with #2 and say get a job, but obviously the job market is pretty poor at the moment.
Willyum 0
I don't really think that would be considered a sleep over when you're that old :P
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Bastet1981 3
I don't see anything wrong with that, I know lots of people that are in their late 20's and still living at home. My ex is 32 and still living at home with his parents, but he is a mummies boy.. HAHA!! A lot of people have to remember that in different countries, the cost of living is higher then other countries.
DoubleDizzy69 1
XD LOSER
oneblondemoment 0
I feel you, I'm 23 and run into the same problem, can't have boys spend the night because my parents are super conservative. Ignore the assholes on here, this stupid recession has a lot of us in the same boat. I went to college for 5 years, only to graduate and find out nobody is hiring in the marketing or finance industries, so I still live with my parents and work in retail :-(
Livi1 0
if your 24, like #1 said, why not just call it a one night stand? or... something other than a term friends use, not lovers..... just sayin'
milkradio 0
Sucks, but lots of people your age are having to live with their parents longer and longer with job prospects being so bleak... FYL for sure :(
ugk4life 0
I'm in 22 and in the same boat as you. And I don't think I'll living on my own 2 years from now.
woodrums 0
Don't feel bad. My sister just turned 27 and she still lives with my mom and I.
iroquoiswho1033 0
Yeah this one just turned my angry day into a funny and amused day. Sorry tho dude. But THANKS MAN!
shad0wDude 2
Nothing wrong with that, especially how the economy is now.
2127 0
thats alright. I have a bf who's 28 and lives in a shack (shed that he plastered into a room) in his parents backyard. He also confirms that he's not moving out any time soon ;s