Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML
Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML
Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
Today, I sneezed while my ID photo was being taken. I look like a total moron in it. The photographer refused to retake the photo because I "clearly" faked the sneeze just to be funny. FML
Today, I was at the dentist and got laughing gas to lessen the anxiety I get from the numbing shots. When I was good and "relaxed", an assistant leaned real close and said, "Open wide." I just stared back at her and widened my eyes. She had to clarify she was talking about my mouth. Duh. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Punch her in the face then yell "why so serious!?!?"
Gourmet_Taco 0
Cosmetic dentistry is advancing.
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Gourmet_Taco 0
Cosmetic dentistry is advancing.
RedMegane 4
Can't please em all
R34luver 5
Maybe she dint want you to smile at all not bcuz you smile is bad but bcuz the photo didnt call for it =3
ShakeTramp 0
It says in the FML the photographer told the person to smile.
ktateprado 0
Did you punch him?
dumaz 2
did you get the picture taken?
eminemchick 19
no, she never got it taken cuz the photographer refused to take a picture of such an offensive smile.D:
ktateprado 0
Today, I was working at my job as a photographer and this ugly girl came in. While I was taking her picture she kept making silly faces at me and laughing, so I had to kick her out. My boss read her FML and now I'm fired. FML.
MinkaGraham 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ouch. thats awful ! i hope you stood up & slapped the poop outta them !
alex6946 10
I hate when people comment saying you should have slapped them, hit, punch or whatever. I think it's just stupid to say that, it's not like you would have gone up to the camera person and slapped the "poop" out of them
demarcusT 0
Me too, and it's not like they will just stand there and let you slap the poop out of them. whose to say they won't fight back and shove a tree up your ass
ktateprado 0
Whoever loses the poop needs to get the tree in their ass to keep it fresh.
goshpeople 4
Then how does she expect you to smile?
eminemchick 19
like so: :DDDD
ktateprado 0
She doesn't.
twizzy21 0
I dont understand what she is wanting...
littlestmOnster_fml 1
This is the part where you flip her off btw
Sweej 1
Nah... Flipping her off doesn't *quite* get the message across... I would go with #7's response.
wordnerd42 0
A flip off is a much better photo op though! -bird- -click!- "Perfect!"
ciarafox9 9
Haha there's no pleasing some people!
OcampoFTW 4
Punch her in the face then yell "why so serious!?!?"
AnagenisisZagus 13
Yo, bro, I love you. That made my ******* day. Although, it is 5 in the morning... SO, most likely something will top that. Yeah, uh, bye.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Gosh OP get serious
ciarafox9 9
I'm afraid no.7 beat u to it by 2 posts :(
Inspired22 11
Wow, she's got a way of charming her clients into smiling. I wonder what kind of results she gets.
OakChair 14
She's an expert at accurately capturing anger, frustration and hate.