Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Animal
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Great timing
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Kaemeleon
Tai Wai, Hong Kong
Extreme dieting
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Poopy
Seattle, United States
Do not attempt this at home
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Always carry around a pencil with you
Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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natvv 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.
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Comments (178)
Namenlos_fml 20
It's the only way to gather your stool for testing. Grow up.
triggerit 5
you did not deserve it... keep your health far away from docs...
Hoopscapades 0
sooo...did you miss?
tbonea1990 0
that is not bad. this is a bad FML
Zeb_McBride 0
I don't know how to tell you this mr. DeVanny, so I'll let these guys explain: you have aids, yes you have aids I hate to tell ya boy that you have aids you got the aids you may-a caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here...
QueenOfBoredom 0
i have no clue why but i laughed at this.... a lot
lekiat 0
Eww you nasty!
Autoshot 9
Well, when you gotta go in a box, you gotta go in a box.
Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0
Eww :P
franceypants 0
that's gross. fyl
JayBear14 11
F your life? F your doctors life.