Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Animal
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Great timing
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Kaemeleon
Tai Wai, Hong Kong
Extreme dieting
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Poopy
Seattle, United States
Do not attempt this at home
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Always carry around a pencil with you
Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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natvv 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.
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Comments (178)
khaya 9
We all know it wasn't for a test, everyone experiments.
FuttBuck 0
Win!
playboyintown 4
thats gross!
QueenOfBoredom 0
youre gross
playboyintown 4
was it for me?
Miss_Random 0
Ok....
omgwiththenames 0
lol the hardest part is not pissing in the box while pooping.
rallets 23
yea, at that point, urine trouble
ImKindaABigDeal 6
Keep at it 16 you'll have mastered it in no time!
JenL_fml 7
So... how do FML's like this get posted?! D:
Angio113 10
Refer to Doc's "Unofficial FAQ." :)
angelpies 0
everyone has to do that in their life.. youre an idiot.
Username724 0
Not everyone "idiot" only some.. My grandmother lived her whole.long life without one. As well as my mother. And i havent had one. And i know a bunch others who havent so think again.
angelpies 0
shut it.
ElementTruth 2
Why should they?
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.
playboyintown 4
We all know that I guess =
Dallyni 22
hmmm thats not how they take stool samples where I'm from...
IHeartJimi02 0
Me neither. They do not usually make you shit in a box.
Guillaumeee_fml 0
I'm taking a dump right now on a real toilet ;p
holycow2 0
your ******...
KiwiExchange 16
dangggg! did you slip into the box when you took the dump ?