Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Animal
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Great timing
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Kaemeleon
Tai Wai, Hong Kong
Extreme dieting
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Poopy
Seattle, United States
Do not attempt this at home
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Anonymous
United States
Always carry around a pencil with you
Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Den Dungen, Netherlands
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
092492
United States
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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natvv 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.
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Comments (178)
aliceperez 6
Well, that's what normally happens.....
deviant96 2
*singing* step 1: put your dump in the box!
dhiran_singh 16
*Plunk*
iatejesus 2
mr. Hankey the christmas poo, he comes from me and he comes from you :)
gameguy1 0
was it a nice box
xxxlex 4
why do you get a stool test?
TheImaginarySong 16
Umm....awkward...
psychchika 13
For some reason I thought the post said "school test" not "stool test" xD
SpyroCool 13
I read that as School Test...
how_to_implode 17
Welcome to being a big girl. You sometimes have to do unpleasant things for your own health.