Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Animal
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Great timing
Today, I was absolutely busting to poop, so badly that I began to sweat. This was while I was sitting a medical exam, and had to write in depth about the mechanical and chemical process of digestion. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Extreme dieting
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Can't hold it in anymore
Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML
Do not attempt this at home
Today, I was constipated and so desperate to go that I ate an entire box of laxatives. Now I'm in the hospital on a saline drip for dehydration and malnutrition, in addition to getting a massive enema and having the most agonizing shit of my life. FML
Always carry around a pencil with you
Today, while at work, I took one of the biggest dumps I've taken in my life. The turd was so big, I took a pencil and chopped it into small pieces because I was afraid it would clog up the toilet. FML
Where am I?
Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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natvv 0
Don't lie, you enjoyed it.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
As a box my one purpose in life is to be a place to put things. Well today I received my mission.... a gift? sexy undies? No. Someone took dump in me. FML.
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Comments (178)
JGoD24 5
It's your dump in a box!! The remix
PepperdotNet 2
why do people call it "take a dump" I am pretty sure the objective is to "drop" or "leave" something not "take" it
dansco 25
Hey moron, you obviously need to take a stool test so why complain?!?! Maybe you'd be happy to shit in your hands instead!
walkingtaco 0
... so? it's for your health?
i_fukked_JB 0
ydi for being black
burritobitch 0
wtf duz tht mean ?
grooglius 0
and...?
182crazyking 9
I find your avatar sexy boners.
anna15243 6
I don't get it. it's just taking a crap in a box.
jewelsfml 0
umm, yeah shut up. I has to poop in a bowl and grab the poo w my gloved hands and wipe it on a card! fml!