Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Never going back
Today, I had to awkwardly stand next to my ex in a grocery store because our self-checkout machines froze at the same time. Our break up was quite acrimonious so we both tried to play it cool while the attendant came to fix them. They took their fucking time as well. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
trash80
This is why we shop online!
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
TheBeastSwaq
United States
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
anime_love
United States
Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
Anonymous
Uvalde, United States
Join the club
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Anonymous
Emotional support
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
georgiaswish
United Kingdom
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Colin
France
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Top comments
ckirksey 11
Not the first time you've been in between them both, I'm sure.
Flowtastic 16
So why didn't you just leave and come back later?
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Comments (144)
Goblin182 27
You should have introduced them. Hey, guess what you two have in common, my pussy.
RedPillSucks 33
They may not have had sex. It happens.
Goblin182 27
#77, let's all just assume they did, for comic affect.
Adam5858 17
You must of deserved it if this happened,Karma
worldclassrager 41
Well if they didn't know each other that was really only your problem...that's why I always use the drive through
Isandri 29
bank drive through? i have hard time believing.
triplebeerox 27
Bank drive throughs are pretty common in the U.S.A.
yoshiyakiryu 20
I'm pretty sure bank drive-thrus aren't a thing in the UK.
Isandri 29
#46 ty for the information, i had no idea sth like that existed! definitely not in my country..
swiftslayer 12
you must be missing their ****!
91hayek 31
They share one between them? How does that work? they can't be conjoined because OP was able to stand between them. Unless OP is conjoined as well. Which would make them her brothers. Ewww. Why does your bad grammar make me think these things!!
edward80 18
What a coincidence, i wonder how many bf's you had !
Elani 1
not to Degarde the OP, but it does make you wonder that. or at least why she didn't buy a lottry ticket with odds like that.
PLLboyEmily 11
Take about mistakes in the past coming back to bite you in the ass lol
sarahtolkien 8
I would have left. omg
AsbelLhant_fml 15
either small town or you've been around
ultra_notorious 26
guessing the latter
nubz88 1
hahaha hahahahahahaha wow.. just wow..that's a bummer
Mysterious_one 26
no tokens? still using queue standing lines?