Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Never going back
Today, I had to awkwardly stand next to my ex in a grocery store because our self-checkout machines froze at the same time. Our break up was quite acrimonious so we both tried to play it cool while the attendant came to fix them. They took their fucking time as well. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
trash80
This is why we shop online!
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
TheBeastSwaq
United States
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
anime_love
United States
Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
Anonymous
Uvalde, United States
Join the club
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Anonymous
Emotional support
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
georgiaswish
United Kingdom
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Colin
France
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
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ckirksey 11
Not the first time you've been in between them both, I'm sure.
Flowtastic 16
So why didn't you just leave and come back later?
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Brianna_Ray 23
Woah! I bet that was very awkward!
91hayek 31
Well, lets see if we can make it anymore awkward. They are brothers. They are father and son. They are twins and she was a clown at their birthday. She dated them both at the same time and they dumped her because of it. She was in a wheelchair and the guy behind had to push her through the line. They were blind and recognised her by her perfume and called out to her; she didn't answer the whole time. She was dressed as a clown from a previous gig, trying to deposit money. There was no one else in the line and the delay was because of problems with the tellers. Anyone else got some more?
tweetypie 18
Putting this in my favorites just because of this comment
SillySweetGirl 18
Wow OP. That sucks! I hope they didn't make any awkward comments.
gummehbewr 19
I wouldn't stand being in between two assholes
turtles4life 24
Who said they were assholes? Just because their relationship didn't work out doesn't make them assholes.
gracehi 33
And this is why long distance relationship aren't so bad after all.
Adam5858 17
How did you come about that gold and red medal?
gracehi 33
I got an FML published.
Marty20612 5
Haha that's funny I always think that
KJ6 21
Time to move.
cakefete2 31
Out of the line or out of town?
ChristianH39 30
Both
False_Stupidity 42
And burn the bank down while you're at it...
Bondhi 0
This is when online banking comes in handy. Who actually physically goes to a bank these days?
winchestinalock 21
many people do, you'd be surprised
Migole 36
Uhm, basically anyone I know. Online banking is still quite unsafe (easy to hack etc.) and since every two weeks there seems to be another big company announcing that their info got stolen/hacked, I can understand that people want to minimize the risk of losing their money. Also there's basically a bank every five meters over here so it's not that much of an inconvenience.
winchestinalock 21
yeah, what he/she said!^
91hayek 31
I don't know about other banks but mine is pretty good with security and insurance for what they call 'digital vulnerabilities'. They have strong security features and verify every action with you, and I think the most vulnerability comes from the client's end in terms of using unsafe connections or giving away information online. As long as your computers clean and you are conservative with your information I think you should be okay with e-banking.
annunaki_fml 11
its better to have loved
iFeedWeasels 6
Someone must get around..
martin8337 36
Introduce them to each other.
ZomBgal 12
Did you happen to meet both exes at the bank you use, or is it just a horrible coincidence that all three of you use the same bank? I don't envy you--that had to be awkward, fyl.