Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I had to stand in line for twenty minutes at the bank, in between two of my ex-boyfriends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Darwin, Australia
Never going back
Today, I had to awkwardly stand next to my ex in a grocery store because our self-checkout machines froze at the same time. Our break up was quite acrimonious so we both tried to play it cool while the attendant came to fix them. They took their fucking time as well. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
trash80
This is why we shop online!
Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
TheBeastSwaq
United States
Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
anime_love
United States
Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
Anonymous
Uvalde, United States
Join the club
Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML
Anonymous
Emotional support
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
georgiaswish
United Kingdom
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Colin
France
Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML
Top comments
ckirksey 11
Not the first time you've been in between them both, I'm sure.
Flowtastic 16
So why didn't you just leave and come back later?
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Comments (144)
BatTurtleRanger 4
so it was like an awkward ex boyfriend sandwich.
91hayek 31
with a side of more awkward in silence sauce.
oJoy 11
you kind of put yourself into that position by having stayed there
foxwasalamb 24
oh man i feel for you. why bring up the past again and again?
DylanHasClass 17
Small world at its finest
underthesea12 24
maybe you don't need so many men
limabeans101029 21
I'd hardly call two "many".
crackpotL 33
Eiffel Tower?
savannaaahh 10
dated so many people that they're everywhere.. lmao
Adam5858 17
..........
darbmutat 12
Not that you had to, but maybe that was a sign to "move on..." again-gain.
hyperbeast101 1
One of them must have reported the incident too, according to the fml above.
incredared89 2
Time to move to a new town n try to be less of a ****!