Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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Skater5679 4
You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?
RedPillSucks 33
throw up on his back. That'll teach him.
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Comments (247)
lejelly 6
wow thats pretty nasty haha it kinda made me gag lol
interexntsc 12
kinda like an accident...no matter how hard you try, ya gotta look.
gabrielbaby 9
It's funny how I read this fml while listening to Nasty Boys.
ALLDAY88 8
I would have asked him if he wanted a cup of shit to go along with that. What a nasty kid.
fallingstarsxox 8
I knew some girl who had edema who did that she said it taste like chiken maybe his taste like roast beef?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Eczema, you mean? Edema is something totally different...
2dog 15
GROSS
madhattermaiden 1
YDI for being too stupid to look elsewhere.
hollywoodsfreak 0
I just gaged. Thank you.
FriendlyOtaku 10
O.O That is just disgusting.
IloveyouJon 11
I just threw up a little D: