Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
Today, at school, I got seated in front of the resident creepy kid that everyone stays away from. I was pretty relieved to get through most of the class with no incidents, until the bell rang and he tore out a chunk of my hair, yelling, "DNA! DNA!" FML
Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
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Top comments
letmehavemytea 21
Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.
abzray123 7
At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?
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Comments (120)
letmehavemytea 21
Maybe it's time to ask for a seat change.
stillalive33 14
Across the room. Out of the door. In the next classroom. On the other side of campus.
demon_wolf 15
I think she should move to the other side of the country... And possibly change her name.
Bookoholic 11
And a restraining order on top.
xx000o 27
Maybe a dash of pepper spray might make him go away.
hope27 15
And then bake at 350 degrees until golden brown
abzray123 7
At least you have pretty neck pimples... I think?
kailarahne 19
I meant to vote you up! not down.. I don't know why we can't undo those things.
Uglyfeet 23
It also happens to me, #29. People down vote me all the time, but I'm pretty sure that it happens by accident >.
Mauskau 36
You really don't need to post a comment to say you accidentally downvoted :)
ChristianH39 30
You really don't need to post a comment telling someone else not to post a comment saying that they don't need to post a comment about down voting another person
RedPillSucks 33
C-C-C- Combo Breaker!!!!
Neko9000 11
You are awesome and keep being awesome
tchatfield9413 6
Punch him in the face
Kamon97 23
Or you know, talk to the principal maybe?
Uglyfeet 23
Elsewhere..... in his pimples?!?
whythankyou 19
Try fighting creepy with creepy!
Soloman212 28
The definitive worst advice on FML. I didn't think I would live to see the day.
LowExpectations 30
Yeah, acting the same way as he does might make the creepy guy think OP is the one.
Scubanaut 13
Fighting fire with fire type advice is never a problem solver. Ever tried it actually? You end up with a bigger fire and a lot of burned things.
unikim 10
Actually I have tried it. I had a guy being to intense saying he loved me after day 2 of knowing him, coming around my house, calling my cell and even somehow my family's house phone, calling my cell until I picked up over and over and if I hung up he would call again until I turned my phone off. We were about to change the numbers and act more drastically when I had a thought, to annoy the shit out of him. So I would answer the phone and when he would talk I would interrupted him saying how awesome he was and how I missed him. He would get mad at me for interrupting him, I would ask him how he could get mad at me if I was saying what he wanted to hear. He would get so frustrated he started calling me crazy (which I couldn't care less of his opinion) and hang up. He stopped shortly after and never to be herd of again. It's been something like 8 years so I'm good.
MisterEx 28
"Year 8. She still think I am a lamp"
RedPillSucks 33
@39 Lucky. You could have gotten a violent stalker who decided to up the ante to call your bluff.
unikim 10
Bahahaha, made my day MisterEx! Creepy as you are...
blondeamazonian 18
This is one of those moments where I can't think of a single response, other than stunned silence.
elmatador615 12
Time for a restraining order!
BrotherPhil 35
Beat me to it!
froggyjade 16
He sounds disgusting, I can't believe these people exist
HowieDoIt 21
That's a little harsh, sounds like he has some big issues to work out but it's the action that's creepy, not being one of "these people."
thesinginguy 18
Don't defend the creepy people. It doesn't work out.
ChristianH39 30
22 he DEFINITELY has issues to work out. That doesn't give him any more right to harass OP than anybody else.
Neko9000 11
I think he's just trying to ELE (Everybody Love Everybody)
ScottVining 21
Sounds like a keeper
ohishkabibble 21
More like a creeper...
HowieDoIt 21
*Creeper
eternal_malaise 10
Explain to him that you don't do pimples outside of a serious relationship.
JuzReading 23
He's just gonna be that person who has multiple restraining orders slapped against him when he's older.
SnazzyPotter 17
He's gonna be that person who is proud of them and gets them framed for his wall.
JuzReading 23
"And I earned each and every one of them *creepy proud smile*"
paigexox0 37
Things worked out pretty good They gave me a restraining order. -Buddy the Elf
cryssycakesx3 23
he's gonna be that person that has multiple restraining orders slapped against him *now*