Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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Skater5679 4
You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?
RedPillSucks 33
throw up on his back. That'll teach him.
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Comments (247)
friedeggyolive 7
I screamed aloud as I read this.
ArielTheMermaid 17
o.O that's nasty
BellaMarta 19
Oh god... why would someone eat a scab??
reaganomics 6
Sooo.....how was lunch ?
bubo_fml 11
Like Goldmember, did he turn around & offer you a "schmoke & a pancake?"
BigSlingin 0
Well that's what's up. Haha
PoisonGirlInc 0
I just threw up In my mouth a lil bit
raaacheel 4
Charming.
bittersweet25 3
Ewwww haha that's so nasty...you should change seats next time
hoodyNOT2shoes 0
Him my chem class, I felt my gum right under my lab table. It was my friend Alex's that she stuck there when she was done with it.