Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML
Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML
Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
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Skater5679 4
You could have not paid attention to him, and actually learn something?
RedPillSucks 33
throw up on his back. That'll teach him.
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Comments (247)
partytime4321 5
Too much meth
madturk93 2
Thats nasty!!
kismentia 10
Uggghh, gross! Chemistry!
IRTehPuddin 0
That sounds like fun... Mmmm scabs
danielwilliams57 6
Yummy
nofearjenshere 12
Just reading that made me cringe...
tyrrell030491 7
At least one person has mentioned... Its protein recycling! Not a particularly nice way of going about it...
AnnaSantana 2
It's actually a disorder called Dermatillomania, which is similar to OCD and Trichotillomania, and sometimes a form of self-harm. Most of the time sufferers also have depression, OCD, or anxiety disorders. It's a way of releasing stress, much like cutting, and is very difficult to stop. Sufferers become obsessed with imperfections in their skin, and although logically picking at their skin will make it worse (and they know this), they can't stop. Not all sufferers eat the scabs, but some do. They know that people find it disgusting and they are very ashamed of their disorder, but cannot control the impulse. Although it's gross that he would do it in public, maybe you should consider what others might be going through in their lives rather than judging people for something they can't help and making fun of them on the internet.
assgas 0
**** yeah!
assgas 0
I did that to your mom
r0ckoman 0
WTF