Today, during science, my friend thought it would be funny to pour corrosive acids into the reaction test I was making. I had to explain to my parents why I have no eyebrows, but the worst part is that I only got a D. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML
Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML
Today, a student set me on fire while I was lecturing my class about proper lab safety. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
Today, I poured my heart out into what had to be my greatest set of lyrics for my band ever, at the same time my teacher was explaining chemical changes to the class. At the end of the lecture he picked up my paper, and set it on fire to demonstrate a chemical change. FML
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
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Top comments
Glowworm56 27
That is not a friend. That is an idiot who endangered yourself at the expense of his fun as well as ruined your grade.
Madrias 36
Well, that's an eye-opener.
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Madrias 36
Well, that's an eye-opener.
Glowworm56 27
That is not a friend. That is an idiot who endangered yourself at the expense of his fun as well as ruined your grade.
RichardPencil 32
Your experiment failed dangerously and deserved an F, even though it was sabotaged by your so-called “friend.” I guess your teacher thought since your eyebrow can’t be raised, your grade might as well be.
ChromoTec 24
D for "dumbass friend"
Lillysar91 20
Your friend just wanted to gauge your reaction. No but seriously what part of corrosive acid do they not understand? What did expect to get from mixing dangerous chemicals? A flat screen?
Dustin Allen-Duwayne Lakey 16
Didn't you know that by mixing sulphuric acid with the proper amount of sodium dichloride you can pull a 70" plasma TV out of the test tube?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Hey, Adam Savage. That "friend" of yours needs to be thrown out with the rest of the trash.
WHSKitty 7
Why should you get the bad grade, when it wasn’t your fault?
Davros 12
You got a bad grade because of your friends actions? You definitely got the D on that one.
Angcrad 17
People with no eyebrows generally do not get the D, so congrats I guess