Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
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ghembob 2
Well.. you didn't have to stare at his ass crack. Your own fault for looking down there in the first place.
mattman1994 0
don't blame another persons ass crack for your failing grade. that's an even worse excuse than "my dog ate my homework"
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Comments (87)
ghembob 2
Well.. you didn't have to stare at his ass crack. Your own fault for looking down there in the first place.
zombieteef 0
Yes, but some sights are just too revolting to not look at.
newmanlyman3 8
yikes
MuuuChuuu 5
clearly yr fault 4getin distracted!
seanders 10
Well if you feel obligated to look at something nasty then you're one very stupid bitch... or just won't admit you like the view
KiddNYC1O 22
I agree #1
Jennifra 0
I know what 11 means... you look.. shake your head in disgust...go back to the task at hand... look again.. make an even more grossed out face.. it can continue a long time lol.
seanreddog 4
Move your head or your desk or tell him to pull him up cuz he's "lookin like a fool wit ya pants on da ground!"
jeaniechic 0
don't you hate when that happens ?
calexis17 0
26- aha. I do that all the time. It's just too revolting of an image to not look. Kinda like car accidents.
thor89 0
His butt crack hypnotise
ticklemechantell 0
pshh lucky! =D
illmatic2 16
11 is right...it's impossible not to look sometimes
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
rite becuz that makes purfectt sense 2 mehh:P naww jk jk
OMGitsBATMAN 0
stop looking at my butt
facingforeverr 0
47 I can't see ur butt
poleez 0
Yea CRACK kills
carbonex 0
I bet if it was a girl u would think otherwise
seanreddog 4
Agreed.
lotusflower007 0
agreed
deathcab7 0
actually girl or guy, fat or thin, a butt crack hanging out is just unnattractive. haha
illmatic2 16
66 true but a fat guys crack is definetly the worst.
beeship321 5
op what u do is blow on the crack so he feels it getting cold than he'll hopefully pull his shorts up and cover that nasty
seanreddog 4
^ my comment wasnt supposed to go yhere and yeah 66 cracks usually aren't too pretty but a hot girls is at least nicer but I'm assuming that it don't matter anyway cuz op is either a girl or gay cuz no self respecting heterosexual man would atrae at a guys ass for three hours. (no homophobic slurs here please not ban me!)
illmatic2 16
uhhh blow on his butt crack? that just too weird...what if someone saw what you were doing? that would be super akward.
buddybudda 0
spit right in his butt hole. that would be funny
bballer55 0
28-WIN XD
bubbarific 0
somebody get the ceilant, we got a crack back here
tehamericanboy94 0
Throw a pencil in it, that will get his attention.
rallets 23
"lisa needs braces, dental plan!"
NatDancer2010 0
gah during my ap English exam the guy beside me kept coughing loogies and suckin them down his neck. so disturbingly distracting :/ I feel for you
GordonLC 0
1, agree. there was no "force" that held your head there. you should have slipped a pencil down there. he would have caught the hint.
deathcab7 0
unless there was someone holding your head forward prying open your eyes and threatening you to look, you really were not forced to look.
suppressed08 2
I didn't like this FML until the last sentence, then it was ******* awesome:P
ashlynn610 12
haha 11 that always happens to me!!
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Nobody said you had to look! YDI
Melaniee_fml 0
28 is my heroo. but seriously op don't be such a baby about it. just tell him. it happens.
Shokz992 0
You're from the UK so you can claim you were ill (nauseous) and get some extra marks ;D
OhHolaAlli 0
come onnn, it's not like you HAD to look. I guess it was just one of those things where you can't stop staring and it bothers you lol.
cincin75 0
Hey calexis, here is a bigger accident. It is me! Just watch as long as u can! :D
Spastastic 6
NatDancer -- I HATE stuff like that. For my Medieval History final, the person right behind me was sniffling and coughing the whole time, and I felt like they were coughing right on my neck.
cincin75 0
than u? I don't think so. ;)
popatia 0
26. Is that what you do when you look in the mirror?
comatoast 0
poop chute ftw!
pingpongpickle 8
lol47 and 50 , nice conversation
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Well if u didn't stare at his crack so long u might hav done better on that exam.
ssoccerchick97 16
@58, what if its a guy whose FML this is?
Cherry12345 0
What an ass.
daaaniel 0
lolol
pingpongpickle 8
hahahahahah I love you
cookiesncream95 0
sucks or you
Pinkmorgan9 0
COIN SLOT! :)
ktbird 0
There's a moooooon out tonight. Shouldve adjusted your test/held it up to block it up.
momovanilla 0
o thats horrible, it happened to me at a concert...I felt like throwing up :(
facingforeverr 0
if seeing someones ass crack makes you want to throw up, then you have an extremely weak stomach. how do you possibly function daily?
mattman1994 0
don't blame another persons ass crack for your failing grade. that's an even worse excuse than "my dog ate my homework"
keyofdestiny13 24
It's ironic how your picture is "Grammar Nazi", yet your comment has grammatical errors.
xHabsfanx 0
Well that's your fault for checking out his fat ass, no one forced you to look at it. You should have thrown some eraser bits at his butt crack, maybe that'd make him pull up his pants.
littlemissdqgirl 8
oh come on now, you know you liked it;-P
RaKum12 0
u look good 2
littlemissdqgirl 8
RaKum12 feeling flirty today? lol
RaKum12 0
hell yea lol always
grace9856 0
ya same here
gabyy323 0
#42, lol thank you.
iBramoh 0
why always the fat ppl have to show thier ass crack to the world
bandgeek_bri 0
ok, there's this thing, it's called look away and stare at ur test! dumbass!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Dude...You could have just looked at your test instead of looking at some random fat guy's butt crack.