Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML
Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I arrived at my grandparents'. They already had guests so I had to sleep in the cottage. It wasn’t that bad until when I was making the bed I found a dead rotting possum in the blankets. When I told my grandmother, she simply said, "Deal with it, wimp." FML
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Top comments
Therid 22
What, how and why?
Tripartita 45
Wow, extra jellyfish sting protection* that you didn't even ask for? She must REALLY love you, OP! :o) *Psst, I just wanted to make the OP feel better, but there's no actual benefit to peeing on jellyfish stings.
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Comments (23)
Therid 22
What, how and why?
airdude25 18
What the hell?
roaf 13
I wonder what her excuse will be lmao
I_am_TheSixth 15
That old cat!! Sorry OP.
ragnarok1540 39
Hope you brought your swimsuit, cause grandma and grandpa seem to be into watersports ...
Tripartita 45
Wow, extra jellyfish sting protection* that you didn't even ask for? She must REALLY love you, OP! :o) *Psst, I just wanted to make the OP feel better, but there's no actual benefit to peeing on jellyfish stings.
Richtofen115 16
only for urchin stings
bubblemania 16
I am genuinely curious as to how this occurred....I mean grandpa I could understand more than grandma. So I'm wondering the logistics
gracehi 33
Wait... why would you think a cat would pee on you, and how did a human pee on you?
RichardPencil 32
She was training her cats to pee on you.
Bekll 31
If the cats have regularly cleaned litter boxes, they are taken care of, and they don't have any medical issues then they shouldn't urinate outside their boxes, let alone on people.
Bekll 31
People*