Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I had to moisturise my dog's testicles because they got sunburnt. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
julian1
Orlando, United States
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Anonymous
It's a doggy dog world
Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Username
United States
Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML
Fern
Germany
Nom nom nom
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Talented73
Yonkers, United States
Alexa, play "Hot Hot Hot" by The Cure
Today, we're in the middle of a heatwave. When I woke up this morning, I noticed that my scrotum was stuck to the side of my leg from all the perspiration. I had to actually peel it off. FML
ashley anne
You what now?
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Brittanyy_leigh
Australia
Life's a beach
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
not as scarred as he should be
Cambridge, Canada
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
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antbait11 0
did he redrocket on you?
ArtIsResistance7 1
lol. It rubs the lotion on the skin... I bet your dog will never look at you the same.
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Comments (237)
WiseGuy79 14
Who diagnoses sun burnt balls?? Op - Hi doc my dog has been hurting today... Vet - Well it seems his nuts are burnt to a crisp! Op - Oh no! Vet - Take this cream and apply on the sack region 3 times daily Remember to rub in a clockwise motion... Op - Oh u gotta be kidding me FML
DevilDoll 0
hahaha! nice(: "remember to rub in a clockwise motion." ******* hilarious(: and OP that really sucks.(: if he could do it himself he would(; lol but, seriously you should cut his balls off. :)
anorexicbarbie 8
34 What's with all the ******* smileys?
DevilDoll 0
thanks Alyssa(:
EBrennan 0
it's your dog sometimes you have to do things you don't want to, especially with a son. but you do it anyway.
Residence_fml 4
How can your dog's nuts be sunburned?? Did he lay on his back for such a long time? Which MOST dogs don't do for THAT long, and even so, if it would get too warm he/she would go out of the sun so the chance of getting sunburned is even smaller. YDI for probably creating no shadow for your dog to lay in.
TexasGerman 0
Redrocket dog! redrocket!! lol south park, gotta love it. but ydi for actually putting lotion on the dogs nuts. let the dog learn it's lesson for sun tanning it's balls.
MeB4u 0
It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.
imright24 0
bull. anyone with a dog knows they'd just lick it off as soon as you were done anyway.
dickster 0
I bet you loved every second of it.
HKgirl 0
If your dog was neutered, neither of you would have this problem.
ktbird 0
This. This. This. Agreed 100000 times over.
goonie85 0
Negative. A 10 year old dog or a 1 pound dog can get neutered. I'm not sure what the logic is here. Why would a dog NOT get neutered because of age or size? Unless he already has prostate or testicular cancer and it's a moot point and the damage is already done I'm not sure what you mean by this statement^^^^^. I've neutered a 1.5 pound chihuahua with retained testicles and a 14 year old Belgian Malinois with scrotal torsions. I fail to see when it's inappropriate when there's so many homeless dogs and irresposible "breeders" out there.
cmonbru 0
did it cum
DustyStorm 16
I've never heard that before....vets certainly want them after a certain age, most commonly after their first heat, only. And size isn't dependent upon their nut sack.... :P Spay and neuter! Spay and neuter! Spay and neuter! Toooooooo many animals out there that don't have good homes because someone thought it couldn't be done on animals due to their growth.... :P And is that a beer breed? Lager breeders...
FukeT_ 10
They still have the skin flap there so it woulda got burnt anyways
FUNKO 0
One word. HOW!?!?
Master__Chief 0
dont get to excited now ;)