virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
hjkashld
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
He goes to a different school
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML
Anonymous
Poltava, Ukraine 🌶️ Spicy
That worked out rather well
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Kal
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Top comments
BlueTwist89 0
That makes no sense lying to your therapist...He or she is there to help fix a problem. I hope you don't lie to your doctor.
Rota 0
The only person you're hurting is yourself. dumbass.
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Comments (62)
butlerreid 0
what a ******* loser. therapists help you, and lying to him was a big waste of money
anela_fml 0
whyyyyyy lie to your therapist they can't tell any one?!!!
7447 0
they can't tell anyone what you say and lying def won't help you so why lie to your therapist?
evilkid42 0
wow u can lie to anyone to fell better
delco714 0
dont lie to therapists, it makes their job harder, idiot
ragingflame 0
Well maybe he can help you. After all therapist is just The Rapist
Rico5037 0
counterproductive ? today I woke up running late for work, so I had to drive my car to the bus stop.
KurouTenshi 0
you should've had sex with the therapist!! LOL
xxxjj18 2
If you have to lie about this to feel better, the therapy obviously isn't working.... Hahaha but seriously that sucks for you.... You could always put out, and if that doesnt work , try Amsterdam
rouxvanity 0
Why lie to your therapist? They're there to help you with your problems. Lying won't make things better.