Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML
Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML
Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML
Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML
Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML
Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
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Imawhalerider 0
Well i guess you get paid when you are invisible for doing nothing. awesome
DoMeBaby 1
Get a bright tie or some neon sneakers dude! At least try to be noticedseenunforgettable
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Comments (81)
Aniland 2
HAHAHA FYL
mzmartinez92 0
haha seriously, i think this is fake because how does one forget when you were with em, either ur brother is retarted or this is fake
beardo8 0
YDI FOR BEING INDIAN! (SHISHIR)
americayay 0
i'm voting fake as well 10.
Forgottensister 0
I can't say if my brother is retarded, but this FML is 100% true. Though in my brother's defense, he is in charge of over 20 people, works a 4 days on 4 days off shift and I only work weekends.
doicha27 0
#10 you're retarded for not knowing how to spell retarded you "retart"
GmanG 0
Maybe he was just thinking about something else and didn't pay attention... P.S. Wow... The first user that wrote a FML and replied to the comments?
MessyPaint 0
Nah, there have been a few others. It's pretty uncommon though.
FMLduuude 0
Look at her username. It's not the same person as the O.P...?
nonotme 0
Most businesses won't let related people work in the same department, or at least not with one supervising the other. I would say this is neither an FYL or a YDI, but a YDI @ the business you work at for whatever loss of productivity or drama that will arise from letting this arrangement happen.
Vincanety 0
there no exudes for that my dad is in charge of over 20 ppl and know theirs names when they come in a what they work on
DoMeBaby 1
Get a bright tie or some neon sneakers dude! At least try to be noticedseenunforgettable
Mousebutton 0
Or seek a career in being a superhero.
diet_otaku 0
i second the superhero suggestion. plus you can get away with all kinds of fun shit when you're invisible.
chilly012 3
it's a woman.
frozenshake 5
Lol if anyone knows the show misfits, then I love you.
wowweimbored 0
So sorry...
Imawhalerider 0
Well i guess you get paid when you are invisible for doing nothing. awesome
lessthanbee 0
lol, if they really don't notice if you're there or not, i'd punch in and leave everyday. unless you're on salary, and then that's even better. not a fml, your life is awesome.
rukiafujioka 0
agreed!
cRothabeast 0
mmk im gonna call bs on this one. no ones that stupid, and plus there are anti-fraternization laws that say you cant work under a family member
anniebananie 3
Ever heard of a family business?
MathMajor6 6
I actually worked with my brother for a while until our company got bought out by another that wouldn't let us work together. But my coworker still works with his mother. And my friend at another company used to work with her mother until their store changed. But anyway, I've known several companies, and not even just family businesses, that let family members work together.
BlueHurricane 0
Maybe he was joking?
PaulieeBooMN 0
FIRTST!!!
wadegirl23 0
wow thats funny i would have told mommy and daddy jk
beardo8 0
YDI FOR BEING INDIAN! (SHISHIR)
DameGreyWulf 1
"Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am." Agghhhhh whiiiiiiiiine. Yes, FYL for a dicky brother... (though it does seem fishy, this FML), but seriously. If you feel like that, then... don't be. Not really THAT hard. Crack witty jokes, be an asshole, do something incredibly stupid, change your wardrobe, get your hair done, etc... (though I personally would never resort to the hair/make up routine, but hey).