virgo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sadsadperson
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Anonymous
Puyallup, United States
Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
hjkashld
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
He goes to a different school
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML
Anonymous
Poltava, Ukraine 🌶️ Spicy
That worked out rather well
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
voltronn
France
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Kal
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Top comments
BlueTwist89 0
That makes no sense lying to your therapist...He or she is there to help fix a problem. I hope you don't lie to your doctor.
Rota 0
The only person you're hurting is yourself. dumbass.
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Comments (62)
original_angie 0
wowwww. that's dumbb
youdidwhatnow 0
how romantic.
perdix 31
By lying to your therapist, you are telling them far more about you than you expect. He or she knows you are lying and gauges the depth of you disease by your pathetic attempt to seem sexually normal. Maybe your therapist will **** you so you can quit whining so much. A ***** would have been cheaper, but chumps like you deserve to overpay for services.
aeiouxuoiea 0
Don't lie to a therapist. They're not there to judge you, they're there to help you. Maybe he could help you get more sex? Don't worry, therapists hear far worse than that...
Cristaderzi 0
Most folks only wish they could afford a decent therapist and your wastin yours time???!!!!! YDI as youll get NO sympathy here...
mgblaskewicz 0
I'd hit that.
African_diva 0
that's stupid. ydi. btw ur therapist probably knows yur lying. smh. nice way to throw ur $$$ away
daneeyoll 0
don't lie they know
foodlover123 0
woww u must be LONLEY!!!!!! get a cat
skylord_fml 0
why do people lie about their sex life