Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make myself feel better. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Desperate for D
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
Today, on my way to see my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he wouldn't have to drive me there anymore. FML
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Today, I faked back pain to get out of sex with my wife. FML
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
He goes to a different school
Today, at work during lunch, a bunch of the girls were talking about their husbands and boyfriends and sex stuff. I unfortunately got involved and basically made shit up and lied my ass off because no way would they believe I’m a virgin at 37, who last had a boyfriend in high school. FML
That worked out rather well
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I have no sex drive, but faked it to avoid hurting his feelings. It was after he confessed he is not attracted to women, but forced himself to have sex with me because he didn't want to admit he is gay. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Next!
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
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BlueTwist89 0
That makes no sense lying to your therapist...He or she is there to help fix a problem. I hope you don't lie to your doctor.
Rota 0
The only person you're hurting is yourself. dumbass.
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Comments (62)
sammv 0
... what??
jackie_loka 0
lmaoo
WhatDidYouSay0 0
douche
kark7 0
im 17 and probably get more sex then you do. stop lying and wasting time at a therapist
hj5 0
how does that make u feel better. that is so pathetic. do you really think the therapist care s about your sex life.
Yankeepunk 0
Nicole??? haha
criley221 19
this makes absolutely no sense...you have a therapist to make yourself feel better in the first place so why would you lie to the one person you are supposed to be brutally honest to?? hmmm
shannon2348 14
Well you didn't have to...you chose to. ydi