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EmbarrassedBigSister Brighton, United Kingdom

Today, I went out for the afternoon leaving my younger brother at home. He's never had a girlfriend, which I always put down to him being shy and a little overweight. Well, I came home early to walk in on him taking it up the arse from his uni buddy. Off the charts awkward. FML

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Turns out he didn't have a girlfriend, because he IS the girlfriend.

I'm surprised that you never considered once that he might be gay.

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Looks like he can get into a relationship after all

Turns out he didn't have a girlfriend, because he IS the girlfriend.

blondie45 21

Did they moan that you killed the mood?

I'm surprised that you never considered once that he might be gay.

“Oh, hey, big sis. You know, it’s never to early to look for signs of prostate cancer! Bob is self conscious of his stubby fingers and was using his **** to give me in impromptu exam when suddenly a violent but very VERY localized earthquake hit! You walked in right at the conclusion of said earthquake, hahawhataretheodds?!”

Mungolikecandy 19

So he is gay? Oh well. At least you now know he is not shy and may not be alone.

Looks like someone’s gaydar needs to be recalibrated...

thatslifeiguess7 16

I should hope the only FML part is what you saw not a gay brother

Hey, at least you don’t have to be worried about his love/sex life anymore!

Sooo. He swings to the left and catches the balls with his. ehh. “mitt” Well you got yourself a “little sister” to talk about boys.