Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
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Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.
lawlsmileyface 0
lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.
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Moshpoint0 0
It's not easy to stop mid pee. Show that sonographer what's up.
Shalamar 4
Ugh, you have my sympathy. I'm convinced that whoever designed ultrasounds hates women. The tech I had pressed so hard on my stomach, he left bruises!
pinkhouse7 0
My best friend had the exact same thing happen to her, except.. well she luckily was able to hold it in D; sorry darling
kitsuneluvuh 12
You have my sympathies. :( I've never had an ultrasound, but I can imagine.
Sammara 0
Ugh, that's awful! I'm sure you're not the only one the ultrasound tech has had this happen to. You can just hold this over your child's head later in life! :-)
sammichpls1231 5
WTF??? go pee just a little?
morganavery33 5
aw. that sucks.
antsinspace 0
yep. your life is screwed.
clairdnj 0
They don't make you drink water for pregnancy ultrasounds. It's probable that she has ovarian cysts.
monnanon 14
Actually they do. you are not spposed to pee close to the time of yor first ultrasound so the uterus is more defined, On the second scan you are asked to empty it all out as the uterus and baby are bigger.
mochababy 0
haha...thats kinda funny but at the same time thats embarrassing! xD