Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.
lawlsmileyface 0
lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.
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tyler3 0
that sucks
romaz 0
# 8: stfu. because first off- it's not a grammar site. secondly- it says "The first thing she did", not "T first thing she did". re read it mr. imbecile. op: that sucks, but i'm pretty sure the doctor expected you to do that, and if you didn't then she might say that it's not normal.
hhailey76854 0
75- you are extemely attracrive
Kiara41 0
When I was pregnant, I was told to completely empty my bladder. OP never said she was pregnant, so maybe something else is up?
Fufii 0
they always say to drink water. but you don't have to, I never did when I went and got my ultrasounds
Jenmaree 9
It serves the sonographer right - what kind of idiot doesn't know that once you start peeing it's nigh on impossible to stop? especially someone in a healthcare profession. That sucks OP.
Krissibunnie 0
I unfortunately had a similar thing happen except I held it a not longer and ended up puking on myself because of the pain in my stomach
Maikah 0
I had an ultrasound, they said they needed full bladder as a marker. I had to hold in for an hour before the test, you'd be surprised how painful it is
murmur2nina 0
omg similar story w me except I didn't pee on myself lol damn op fyl! !
rose924 0
the same thing almost happened to me. I had to pee a little first but hold the rest in. then I couldn't take the pressing so I went to pee a little again.