Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
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Top comments
devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.
lawlsmileyface 0
lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.
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Comments (194)
CurseYourLove 0
oooh that sucks ! im sorry to hear that ! fyl
twinkiee_fml 0
why didn't she just pee it all out ?
Lovelydefiance00 0
what the?! how can you hold pee in while learning about having a baby! after I pissed my self, scream out. "try holding your piss in bitch. then leave
MrCalves 1
ydi for getting an ultrasound
allyj 0
Seriously? YDI for getting a medical procedure? STFU you asshole. I've gotten an ultrasound of my bladder and it had to be completely full... but the doctor obviously has to push on your abdomen a little, and any amount of pressure was horrible. OP ruined the entire procedure by emptying her bladder.
MollyyMakeout 0
allyj- I doubt he was serious.
crazedguy 0
looks u got the juice *puts on glasses* squeezed outta u YEAAYEEAAAAHHH
LilAfo 4
hahah :b
flcl2 2
can somebody explain to me WHY the **** people feel the NEED to type out a comment about how HOT some girl's pic is? 1. you DO know that that pic is pic #271 after 2 hours of make up, getting the right lighting, angle and bra on to maximize cleavage exposure? 2. knowing that that girl obviously spent 5 hours to take 1 picture for the ego boost, why the HELL would you ultimately STROKE it? congrats. you managed to point out what a complete loser you are while making a ***** feel good about herself.
pingpongpickle 8
who are you talking to??
nerdsgetmehot 23
#51 Who are you even talking about?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
thanks, 51
clubcoffee 9
I don't know who you're talking about, but stop ******* **** shaming you stupid shit
albertmoosey 0
haha!
MissSparkie 0
good luck with child birth if you think this is an FML.
JBmm 0
theres no typo it says the
SourCandyyz 0
well that's embaressing... and kinda gross :/