Today, I dislocated my shoulder. How? I went to a party with some friends and they each bet me $20 I couldn't lick my elbow. I guess I proved them wrong. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
Today, I managed to fracture my shoulder blade and dislocate my shoulder, just by falling off a deckchair. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Top comments
Elate 0
Booze to get drunk enough to be stupid - $50 bet to lick own elbow - $20 hospital bill after dislocating own elbow - $2000 Look on your friends faces when you lick it - Priceless
glendahoee 1
well at least you proved yourself
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Comments (133)
Jimmy_Jam24 0
haha awesome
GrammerNazi1000 8
win!
shayyyyy 0
OP's username suits him, lol
6969awesome 0
how many friends bet u that? or was it $20 altogether?
ImsoMikhail 0
you tried so hard you dislocated you shoulder? o.0
HeroOfMi 0
op, this isn't an fml, you're epic!
LMFAOwned 9
Ha wow. Just... Wow. It's this kinda thing that makes us teenagers seem so unintelligent. A for effort though lol
anorexicbarbie 8
8 - You spelled grammar wrong in your username... And way to go, OP.
hellokittywhore 0
^ WIN!!!!!!
HeroOfMi 0
59 - their name might be a crappy joke....but if they were serious, yes, you win.
twinny_sc 13
Hey dude you totally win! Why don't you celebrate and quit crying! :D
jamiebuczko 0
we are unintelligent.
bassguitar19 1
okay, big deal, pop it back in you stupid ****
Melaniee_fml 0
don't complain you got twenty bucks.
Flinlock 0
Damn, OP, that shit hurts... And now you're ****** because without corrective surgery it will happen much easier next time. So be careful :P
xMaNNiNGx119 0
at least you won the bet!
Celesta 11
They "each" bet him $20, I'm guessing he's getting more than $100. It's worth it tbh ;p
lovesuckz123 0
WIN :D hahaa
JoshTheMaggot 8
no joke I can actually lick my elbow. I'm weird like that. I'm double jointed so my fingers bend backwards unlike most people
heystephanie 0
Your double-jointed fingers have nothing to do with your capability of licking your elbow. Also, I can lick mine as well. Double jointed arms and jaws that dislocate for the win.
Thunderbender 2
Like. A. Boss.
SAMHAlN 0
that is amazing
spacerockerr37 0
I can lick my elbow too!(:
GregDaBossMaster 0
I wish I could lick my elbow...
Tweety122888 0
I bet you that a lot of people will try an lick their elbows when they read this fml
FreezeeMonsta 19
@ 116 indeed, i juss tried it!
glendahoee 1
well at least you proved yourself
zach55 0
did you get the 20 bucks?
zach55 0
wait how is this in the love catagory??
OwNowBrownCow 0
Because OP is a BAMF.
zach55 0
no just no
OwNowBrownCow 0
I guess OP is conceited then.
zach55 0
ok that I can agree with
zach55 0
that
zach55 0
but seeing a person to dislocate his arm for 20 bucks would be funny
OwNowBrownCow 0
Yes it would. Stupid people these days.
zach55 0
he was drunk
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Because he was kissing his true love. His elbow.
nirenna 6
because when you write an fml it's automatically in the love category unless u change it so op must have forgotten to change it
5t3ff1k4h 47
58, OP just loves licking their elbow. That's all.
imababeee 0
I've tried licking my elbow on numerous occasions you beat me to it OP :)
Ratchet319 0
So how much did you make?
torrlynn37 0
hahaha ew but kudos for winning. they will not make a fool out of you. haha
OwNowBrownCow 0
Was 20 bucks really worth it?
zach55 0
what kind of question is that? 20 bucks is always worth it
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
it said THEY EACH bet 20 bucks.
Elate 0
Booze to get drunk enough to be stupid - $50 bet to lick own elbow - $20 hospital bill after dislocating own elbow - $2000 Look on your friends faces when you lick it - Priceless
InDenial 6
Wow, when I dislocated my shoulder in footy (Aussie footy) they just popped it back in...
HeroOfMi 0
yeah, but 15's comment was still really funny XD
him51772 0
america only is 2 grand, or other shit health care countries. free up here in canadia ;)
ohthebloodygore 16
You can most likely pop it back in, I always pop it back in:) so really it's not a cost unless op was too much of a wuss to apply force and put it back in the socket.
hellokittywhore 0
yeah I've dislocated my shoulders twice each, mostly in motorcycle accidents and drunken stunts gone wrong, but I've never had to go to the hospital my friends just poped em back in. and yes, it hurt REALLY bad. :D
ryanisexy 5
He they EACH bet 20 buck
apitrix 24
It is canada, this is a win win, good booze, free health care and he made money off of it! GO OP
Felfire 0
and doctors say this is impossible.Take that society!!
inSayne 7
licking your elbow is perfectly possible, especially with people who have smaller body types, because their bone in their arm would be shorter. however, BITING your elbow IS impossible no matter what.
couuurtneeey 0
yupp so truee im short and can do it veryyy easy
MysteriousX_fml 10
Not if your arm is amputated..
Silkie 0
Two words: Hell. Yes. :D