Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one-hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200 metres from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door, I peed my pants. FML
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devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.
lawlsmileyface 0
lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.
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watermelon1 35
oh that sucks
anaisnin 0
oh no. that sucks
hXcsoccerplaya 0
dang. fyl for being pregnant, what with hot flashes and wierd cravings.
happyhak 5
"T first thing she did..." Did your spelling skills go in the toilet with your piss?
172pilot 20
that sucks
cherrypieguy 0
I have a very strong bladder, and I still can't imagine holding some, but not all of it in
anaisnin 0
it says the after that. just a typo settle down
kinukle 0
ydi for not having bladder control
eeeeeeee 5
13, try getting your bladder pressed when holding in piss. See how much 'control' you've got then.
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Awwww. That blows. But, you were obviously in a medical facility where all sorts of bodily fluid stuff goes on, so don't feel too bad about it. Doubt you are the first to do that. That's just one factor. Add to that being told to drink water, told to let SOME out, then pressure being put on your abdomen, it's really not your fault.
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
don't let the doctor touch ur weewee, or else u will have to peepee
autumn16 0
I didn't mean to post here..
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I gotta pee too...
icecreamlol 0
lol this happend to one of my friends
jhon316 0
oh shut up this isn't a grammer site it's a site for laughs okay so **** off
SokDek 14
oh no
happyhak 5
#38, last time I checked, I had the freedom to do whatever the **** I want. So, if I want to complain on the internet, I'll complain on the ******* internet. Retard, who the **** do you think you are?!
GoPlayInTraffic 2
Attention Admins. Cleanup on comment 40. Cleanup on comment 40
MrSassypants 34
Doctor: "Okay I'm just going to grab here." OP: "Wait grab where? Doctor: "Gere." OP: "Oh crap" Doctor: "Did you just piss yourself?" OP: " No, you ..you ..umm .. you pissed your pants."
MrSassypants 34
Here*
awesomechick618 0
the first born unicorn is always the best :D MAXIMUM AWESOMENESS!!! m/
ImaginaryFoe 1
What is even the point of that, #40 or whatever? How is that fun, funny, etc.? What a pathetic fail.
bluewaffles69 0
LMFAO that made me laugh XD
amberlaniee 0
can you say, rude?
illmatic2 16
wear a diaper
MrCalves 1
yep. it was a joke. damn
sAnChEz_98 0
um shes pregnant dumbass..... its kind of hard to do that with a baby kicking you in the bladder, and i could imagine even harder when someone presses on your abdomen.
goatboy197 0
at least you have a baby
dan13mey 0
so...did u get the ultrasound? :D
cheez150 0
nice job being really rude and ignorant 113. it doesn't say she's pregnant- ultrasounds are used for imaging in many different circumstances.
ForeverRealTx 0
i sence To Catch A Predator visiting you soon
gaahhh123 0
exact same happened to me :s
ice_rose88 0
This happened to me while I was pregnant sort of, the ultrasound people told me to drink enough water that i'd have to go pee, so I did, I didn't drink an excessive amount for a normal ultrasound like i had received before, BUT then i ended up with someone who was training on ultrasound equipment, my daughter wasnt cooperating so to find her they had to push really hard...i peed everywhere.
cheesevampire 0
women just have no contorl lyk thats hard
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Alright everyone who is saying she pregant could be wrong. They could be looking for something in the digestive tract or something else. It's still hard to hold in 3 cups of water anyway.
cinesixteen 0
Guys have bigger bladders than girls do. Just an fyi.
lolfood 24
Almost every comment on this thread is thumbed-down.
jamesS0000 0
lol. first
sorcerersinger 0
fail, bitch!
pingpongpickle 8
what did 7 say?
pingpongpickle 8
oh I see it now ahah
pingpongpickle 8
Shane west is so hotttt (:
JD_88 0
since when did she say she was pregnant :P I had to have one for kidneys :L x
superbadd 0
they do it for kidneys too?!
boatkicker 5
They do them for all sorts of things.
TokioxxHotel 0
oh damn. that sucks.
rawrcupcakesz 0
So you gave the doctor a shower?
autumn16 0
84 your ah-mazingly pretty (:
bonicr 0
XFD #6 Oh and that sucks OP.
nightELFassasin6 0
111 r u nuts?!
nightELFassasin6 0
84 u are a ******* pro
PeanutButterPudd 0
111 you're ah-mazingly sexy (:
samantha_durano 6
130: stfu. op, get over it you peed your pants big woop.
teejessika 13
Haha you don't have to be pregnant to get an ultrasound, but yes cravings and raging emotions and what not can get pretty hetic.
stitch_book 4
lol AWESOME!!!
lolque 0
lol!!!
lawlsmileyface 0
lol of that happened to me I would blame it on the bitch who pressed it.
monnanon 14
OP did pee when she was told to, thats the problem.
Richard_F 0
that's imbaressing
autumn16 0
embarrassing* learn to spell
radmuffin 12
Nice gay lookin pic 15. :p
pingpongpickle 8
somebody is wearing a little too much makeup..
xTexasxProdigyx 0
#26... ur so hot ^.^
autumn16 0
thanks Hun (:
autumn16 0
oh and the only make up I'm wearin is eye liner (: mist people wear a shit load of other stuff. I'm happy with my appearence.
protwtf 0
As am I. Very pretty.
FunkyMonk174 0
*most learn to spell
bubblezz0504 0
is wearing to much makeup a bad thing?? I definitly need it :) I pretty much only wear eyeliner too. sumtimes eyeshadow too
nightELFassasin6 0
and u look gross 137
pingpongpickle 8
NICE 118!
bonicr 0
118, you rock. She's gonna argue that the 'i' is next to the 'o' unlike the 'e' and 'i' in the embarrassing situation. Oh and, zzziiinnngg it was intended.
autumn16 0
137 is pretty so shut up and stop tryin to make people feel bad about their selfs..
sabbathblck666 5
@161...no she's really not...she looks like a hooker lol
autumn16 0
163: at least she has a picture
Blindsquirrel211 0
lmao! that was unexpected
icecreamlol 0
hahaha this happened to someone i know
nightELFassasin6 0
28 u don't need to say that twice we get it. you've had a prego friend that dosent make u sweet or anything and noone cares
devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.
anaisnin 0
you don't have to be pregnant to need an ultasound. there are all sorts of other reasons to get one
SarahMarie83 0
There are also a multitude of other reasons to get an ultrasound. The word itself, in no way, indicates OP is pregnant. While your assumption is very likely, it is not absolute.
catatonicsleep 17
More likely to have to hold lots of pee in for an ultrasound of the kidneys/bladder.
splinteredApple 36
I had to get an ultrasound for my heart. I wasn't pregnant, seeing as I have an X and Y chromosome. So don't assume OP is pregnant.
devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.
devona 2
incase you didn't know, it's really hard to hold it when your pregnant...hence the whole ULTRASOUND part.