Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I started a new job. I noticed all the beautiful women. Then I tripped on a cord running across the floor. They noticed me too. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to ask my boss for a raise. I confidently walked into his office, ready to present my case, only to trip over the edge of a rug and fall onto his desk, scattering papers and stuff everywhere. FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML
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fixxxers01_fml 0
you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?
kalopadi 0
o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny
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kalopadi 0
o that's ok! ha ha I bet that was funny
TokioxxHotel 0
hahahaha.
Averizzle 0
Wow op.. That desk had a wife and kids and you broke it! Shame on you.
nosajb23_fml 0
fyl. ur bosses son should be punished for being sexy around you. maybe if you had sex with me it would make u feel better?
HeatherXCore 0
It's probably best to not try to get with your bosses son :P
l_s_1_boy 0
well that's sexy, I guess.
Cassie17_fml 0
what's up people!!!!!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
FACEPALM!!
FTC_Socialist 3
That must have been a shitty desk, or your a heavy one, OP.
you_and_me_fml 8
ohman, sounds like something i would do. hahaa, well if he has a sence of humor Im sure he didn't see it as a badd thing.. who knows, he could have thought it was cute
Ashleigh255 0
hahaha that's funnnny- but like 16 said- it's not the brightest idea to get with your bosses son! :/
MissRachieee 3
Hahahahahahahahahahah.
stiveg 0
Ashleigh, you're not my bosses kid, are you?;)
motocrossking10 0
ur hot
Ashleigh255 0
haha um thanks.
rawrcupcakesz 0
OP you should of just been yourself and he would notice you, I think. Hey Cassie I thought you left after that whole Cookie is better then Rawr. But Now that you are here there isn't any hate. So hello!!!
CvBobo 0
heii u got what you wanted so ydi
autumn16 0
ops an attention whoree!!!!!!
lezzyluver 0
mite I say pedo
xTexasxProdigyx 0
48=beautiful
rejectreality101 0
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice. Better luck next time?
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
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Krajjan 9
I see Tokio finally got tired of people thinking she was a dude.
youngrob 0
missrachiee is too fine
2hoesNaBagel 0
hahah I like doing my sexy walk
nightELFassasin6 0
u have a sexy walk?
nightELFassasin6 0
op?
2hoesNaBagel 0
nope lol
2hoesNaBagel 0
45 is a dime
mustardcat 1
it's okay op boys love clumsy chicks
illmatic2 16
sounds like something you will be laughing about in a week or so, and this should be a great story to tell.
TokioxxHotel 0
101- yeah. hopefully it'll stop now.
ScooterScott 0
OMG Is #7 a boy or a girl? I can't tell because of my lack of intellect! Curse you mother and father, for raising me to believe that short hair equals a dude. Maybe I am retarded..... I think I will facepalm myself with a duck. That'll prove everything wrong.
TokioxxHotel 0
123- hahahahahahahaa! that's the best thing I've read all day. XD
ScooterScott 0
Thank you. I try. The game also tries to make everyone lose.
illmatic2 16
I hate the game
NatDancer2010 0
well the only thing to make this worse is to later find out the son was gay...bum ba baaaaa!!! :0
TokioxxHotel 0
goddamnit. the game. i lost it. and it's 12:33. :,(
TokioxxHotel 0
136- hi again! :D glad you like my picture. :p hopefully no more gender confusion!
ninba20 0
hahaha ydi for trying to be all sexy...
zakkyzebra 11
thug aim.
LilAfo 4
Hahaha facepalm :b
Secondine 0
that's pretty funny maybe you shouldn't try to impress people
Oreogasm 5
yea, all of you are cool for replying to the first post.
VeryNice329 0
yea! way to be Oreo!!! you are now COOL too!.... oh. and now I am too! :)
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
69 you're gorgeous. (Im a straight girl, so I'm just stating a fact!)
Own3d_by_NY 0
#45 you are beautiful
brandonsdick 0
to many sexy women on fml fml :( hahah
brandonsdick 0
69 and 45 = sexiest people I've seen on fml
Sdelta 0
lmao, sure you're straight
HeatherXCore 0
No my name is Heather why?
EllyH 0
You shouldn't walk like that. Ever. ><
HeatherXCore 0
lol it's no bother :3
imzdrummer 0
karmas a bitch hahaha
what_the_fail 0
45 is hot
Aero_boy 4
OP, one word for you, MILF.
sportcourt7 2
^^^Listen to her she know what she is talking about (I think) lol
rachelleg 0
oh well you might get a pity drink now lol
jamesSIII 0
Trap set and sprung!
legonut4 0
I think you need some practice.
bobtheassassin 0
lol. ydi though
daymann 0
new fetish? any one wanna help me film a porno were girls trip and break office equipment?
Hernandez15_fml 0
lol awwww well Maybe he has a sence of humor
kalopadi 0
ha ha sucks for u!
paid2think 0
Poor Desk...
theChupacabras 0
paid2think, that's a great picture.
fixxxers01_fml 0
you're asking for it by trying to date the boss's kid....anyone have an example of that working out? ever?
rsiegs 0
Phil Jackson and Jeannie Buss. There is a great example right there.
Tashie96 21
I'm dating my manager's son, and I've never been happier. My manager doesn't give two *****, as long as he doesn't interfere with my work ethic, which he hasn't :)
barbarajean 0
Omg I hate when that happens!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Do you break desks often?
WordsOfHope 0
lol
Moshpoint0 0
HULK SMASH!
requiem360 0
I pictured an old snl skit starring Chris farley
SeXyTrOy 0
ha
RaIeigh 0
Isn't this what always happens when someone tries to look sexy and impress someone? :/