Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
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Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
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outthelabyrynth 21
Well, this story was a slippery slope from the start. Sorry OP!
lickastick 27
It makes me so angry when people forget to flush
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Comments (80)
RedPillSucks 33
Sometimes its not that they forget to flush, but that there's a low flow toilet that doesn't have enough power to push all the shit down.
BlueFlatts 20
Then flush half way through to save people the atrocity of going through what op had to suffer. Not that I would have ever used my foot to flush a toilet. So many things could go wrong with that move.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
I hope you bailed after that and didn't try to get back the handle
Flaming_Pandas 15
Looks like you've slipped into some deep shit there.
rt58killer10 20
Don't lose your shit man
Earths_Venus 25
I need an adult! An adultier adult! But seriously, if you hadn't been dicking around in the first place, it wouldn't have happened.
LittleChestnut_fml 8
I work at a convenience store/gas station. I honestly cannot tell you how many times I have gone into the mens bathroom to mop and flushed the toilet with my foot. Most of my coworkers do the same, so I cannot imagine it is totally unusual. I always just assume the entire mens room is perpetually covered in piss, because it usually is, no matter how often we clean it. So far I have gotten lucky and nothing like that has happened to me. Sorry to hear about your luck OP.
zeemonster424 15
To men just stop aiming after a certain age?
Nthabz 8
You do realize that whether you flush with your foot or your hand, some part of you does get near it, right? Oh, of course you do - a part of you got IN it...
MsKatieFace 11
Most people also fail to realise that flushing aerosolises the germs and sends them at least several feet out from the toilet in a fine mist, so it wont make one bit of difference, its covering them regardless.
redstone7693 29
Watch out for them Taco Bell nukes
MsKatieFace 11
Unless things are very different in America than the UK and for some reason you don't have toilet lids, WHY did you not just knock the lid down, with your foot should you felt the need, then flush like a normal person?
dragonkisses28 25
Ah, well, here in America many of the public toilets don't have a lid. Just a seat.
MsKatieFace 11
Thinking on it i don't think I've ever seen a toilet with a lid on it in any American set film I've ever seen, yet they're on every public toilet I've ever seen in the UK. Seems common sense to have them, i wonder why they don't.
RedPillSucks 33
Because US businesses are too cheap
LalaDee561 8
In houses we have toilet lids, but very rarely have I ever seen them in public restrooms. I wish we had them though. It would make situations like this much easier to handle.
bopersonn 13
I gagged
martin8337 36
If you was an Indian, you could be a member of the shitfoot tribe:).
MsKatieFace 11
There is absolutely no need for racist comments.