Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''Prudish'' to name a few. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
Today, my sister was quite obviously looking down on me for not knowing the trendy sustainable hair soap in little net baggies that “everyone” uses now. Years ago, when I was already using regular hair soap instead of shampoo, she looked down on me for being a "greenie." FML
Today, I found out that the reason I gave a girl "the ick" was something she saw in my bathroom. Was it a filthy sink, a massive skid mark, or some kind of bizarre sex toy? No, I use those blue toilet cleaner tablets and apparently that means I'm a "prissy princess". FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
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tereshay 0
uhmm wats Thrush ointment?
amymarie13 0
it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting
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Wolfex999 0
Good god, hope you don't get kicked out of the apartment.
star_86 0
Prude or no prude.. That's just gross. Explain the word bathroom to her.
funkymunky27 0
hey ur cute!!:)
ShakesBeer 0
true that! what's yo number?
asteroth 8
oh shut up. I swear to god as soon as people could upload pictures this place turned into a high school-like forum for creepy Internet losers who don't know attractive women IRL
jebby011 0
asteroth what are you, 14? and you losers trying to pick up girls on an fml post. FYLives
nessimonster 0
ew...
SteveL79 4
did you take pics?
bridgette5866 0
Thrush?
lisaaaar 0
kinda like a vaginal yeast infection but it's in your mouth :P
medinahabiba 0
it is a yeast infection but in the mouth babies get thrush sometimes after their born
Melkezidech 0
That's uncleanly
tbbucs 0
at least she wasn't applying other hygenic products :)
omgitsdomonique 0
is that the FIRST time this has happened?
trizzieb 0
23) FAIL
iamchuck 0
Ointment for treating thrush. You need some dumbass ointment.
iamchuck 0
Seems I need a very large dose myself. Stupid-can't-post-a-comment-correctly moron.
malcomx_fml 0
haha you should have joined her