Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''Prudish'' to name a few. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
Today, my sister was quite obviously looking down on me for not knowing the trendy sustainable hair soap in little net baggies that “everyone” uses now. Years ago, when I was already using regular hair soap instead of shampoo, she looked down on me for being a "greenie." FML
Today, I found out that the reason I gave a girl "the ick" was something she saw in my bathroom. Was it a filthy sink, a massive skid mark, or some kind of bizarre sex toy? No, I use those blue toilet cleaner tablets and apparently that means I'm a "prissy princess". FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
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tereshay 0
uhmm wats Thrush ointment?
amymarie13 0
it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting
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mbjp93 0
Well you are Victorian. FYL what a shit state
bunnykins 0
71 = WIN! Thrush in Australia refers to a womans privates. A thrush treatment/ointment would be a cream to rub into her ******. So with that being said, the OP probably walked into the lounge room to find his/her sister rubbing her bits with her legs a bit open. OP, FYL indeed!
KurouTenshi 0
it rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. it puts the lotion in the basket. it keeps it's mouth shut and does what it's told. it puts the lotion in the basket. bitch, put the lotion in the ******* basket!!! it makes me a sammich.
mezsed 0
you sound like a bitch to me
rtamsessions 0
OP is Australian. Thrush more commonly refers to vaginal yeast infections there.
perdix 31
Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Wow, that's hot! Warm bread pudding, mmmmm! **** Google for only coming up with the boring yeast infection of the mouth. It should have quickly pointed me to the hot Aussie usage. I almost lost my perpetual boner.
amiemariej 0
maybe they should change the context in which they use the word instead of me widening my other English speaking country vocabulary, just saying
iluvpeanutbutter 22
108: What a surprise- you're American. Poor diddums has to widen her 'other English speaking country vocabulary'. Amazingly enough, not everyone who posts to FML is American, so why would they use American bastardisations of the English language? Maybe you should be a bit more willing to learn about the rest of the world because at the moment, all you're doing is reinforcing the American stereotype.
GinandJenkem 0
Stupid FML. How did this garbage make it through?
Pandacharm 0
how is she a ho? thrush Can be in the mouth, on the breasts, or the genital area (and maybe elsewhere, but usually near an oriface) it is a naturally occuring infection of yeast- that usually happens when you have an imbalance of hormones/good bacteria or are taking antibiotics.
erjaguam 0
op did not specify if it was an oral thrush or genital thrush, or any kind of thrush. (I don't mind seeing thrush on newborns because it's inevitable for them.) either way, THAT is just plain sick to see. I've seen thrush on kids and adults.
amberita28 0
What if she was a breastfeeding mother applying the ointment on her ****? Then the op is just being a bitch. Maybe she's jealous of her sisters big baby feeding boobies!
topbanana 0
uhhh WTF are you talking about 95?!?
thatoneGeo 0
huh?
lendahandmanda 0
OP if your talking about thrush of the ******, that's disgusting. If your talking about her boob or her mouth, WTF is the big deal? Unless there were people who aren't your family members in the house or coming over in the next 3 seconds who cares? If your sisters I'm sure you've seen her tit before, I know I've seen my sisters boobs more than I'd care to admit, but it doesn't matter cause were in the comfort of our own home!