Today, my (now ex) boyfriend came home from work at 8 p.m., monologued about how he doesn't love me anymore for two hours, and walked out on me. In the middle of quarantine. Out of nowhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months decided to end our long-distance relationship out of the blue, because he "lost interest" and "our families don't approve" and "you deserve better than me" and "I'm holding you back." He took my heart and shattered against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, there was a huge storm. There were no buses, so I walked for an hour to see my boyfriend of two years, who (usually rather the unemotionally type) had called me, crying. When I got there soaking wet, he told me that he doesn't love me anymore, and it makes him sad. I had to walk back. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
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sted 4
My gf just did the exact same thing leaving me with our one year old son
lifeis4me 20
I’m sorry, OP. On the bright side, at least he was open about it and knew to end it while being honest. He didn’t drag it out and waste your time, so now you have that closure so you can start taking whatever next steps feel appropriate for you.
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sted 4
My gf just did the exact same thing leaving me with our one year old son
RichardPencil 32
Why don't you two just get together? You can make a sequel called "Love in the Time of Coronavirus."
mcsmee 8
That sounds like a drama. If you want to go for the comedy angle instead, call it Shacked Up and Locked Down.
lifeis4me 20
I’m sorry, OP. On the bright side, at least he was open about it and knew to end it while being honest. He didn’t drag it out and waste your time, so now you have that closure so you can start taking whatever next steps feel appropriate for you.