Today, I had to explain to my sister why it's unhygienic, socially unacceptable and downright inappropriate to apply Thrush ointment in the lounge room. I realised I wasn't getting through to her when she called me ''Uptight,'' ''Victorian" and ''Prudish'' to name a few. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, I realized my sister has a yeast infection. How, you ask? Her tube of yeast infection cream and my tube of toothpaste look remarkably similar. I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth. FML
Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML
Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
Today, my sister was quite obviously looking down on me for not knowing the trendy sustainable hair soap in little net baggies that “everyone” uses now. Years ago, when I was already using regular hair soap instead of shampoo, she looked down on me for being a "greenie." FML
Today, I found out that the reason I gave a girl "the ick" was something she saw in my bathroom. Was it a filthy sink, a massive skid mark, or some kind of bizarre sex toy? No, I use those blue toilet cleaner tablets and apparently that means I'm a "prissy princess". FML
Today, my parents hassled me for wanting to get my tongue pierced, saying it was filthy, unprofessional, and degrading. About an hour later, my sister let slip that my nipple is pierced. FML
Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
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tereshay 0
uhmm wats Thrush ointment?
amymarie13 0
it's inappropriate to " have your boob out " in public or around family members. it's disgusting
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kikiss_j 0
hahahaah funny;D
laschneider 0
1st? I don't completly understand
bebz_fml 0
That's gross, how could she not know that?
Einstein714 0
what's thrush ointment?
aDropOfSunshine 2
To all those asking: thrush is a yeast infection and I'm assuming by "thrush ointment" OP means an ointment used in the treatment of thrush... puke.
aDropOfSunshine 2
Correction: I meant thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth, not a term for yeast infections in general, though I suppose sometimes it is used as such.
brii_g 0
I'm assuming OPs sister had thrush on her 'private part' as OP was trying to explain to her how inappropriate it is to be applying the ointment on in public or as it says in the living room or something. I don't think this fml would have been posted if it was oral thrush.
aDropOfSunshine 2
Yeah, it was too late to edit once I thought about it. In my experience, thrush is typically only used in reference to oral yeast infections (which if you ask me, are just as disgusting as vaginal, though not in public ointment application), but I guess it's used more widely than that.
teacher411 0
Yeah I had babies that would get thrush...it just a mouth yeast infection
paran01d_andr01d 0
Moms who breastfeed will get thrush on their nipples. Oral thrush is treated with a liquid. Therefore, she almost certainly whipped her **** out lol.
3_Kitten_3 0
I'm not sure if my first post went through or not. I'm assuming the "Thrush Ointment" is for Thrush of the breasts from breast feeding. Thrush is a yeast infection of the mouth that can be transfered to the breasts from a baby. If it was in her mouth she would be using a mouth wash. Unless OP says "Thrush" when meaning "yeast infection" then she could very well have been putting cream on her ****** in front of everyone! -shudders-
factorygirl_00 0
the OP is from Australia. Thrush in Australia refers to a yeast infection of the ******, in which a 'thrush ointment' is applied to the affected area. Ew at her sister for being a dirty weirdo for applying thrush cream in the lounge room, that's something that's definately done in the bathroom. so FHL for being related to THAT!
brii_g 0
yes I was wondering y no one had thought that OP might be talking about vaginal thrush rather than oral.
perdix 31
I looked up thrush and could only find that it was a yeast infection of the mouth. Big deal! Who cares? Now, if we're talking vaginal yeast infection, *bow chicka bow bow*, now we're in business! Was she arching her back and moaning as she sensuously applied the ointment to the infected area? Shaven or did she leave "landing strip?" Was she wearing high heels? The advanced vocabulary is extra boner-producing to the nerd crowd! Go on ya, sheila, for pulling out "Victorian" in the middle of a tirade!
chelsyrae 0
first! what is the stuff she was putting on?
aDropOfSunshine 2
Try fifty-first, douche.
accnrh 0
cool