latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatarethisss
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
jenni6488
United Kingdom
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
12693
Perth, Australia
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
smarterthanmymum
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
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Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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xeno666 11
Let him figure out if it's a good idea or not...
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
Sorry to say that, OP, but I really hope your brother is a small child. If he is a grown man, he is very immature to do that kind of thing. It is immature even for a teenager, actually.
your_ma 27
Why in the name of **** did he want to put his dick in the toaster?!
vegas_jose 18
Idiots like your brother don't deserve the ability to reproduce. You should have let him go through with it.
Yettie 9
Shockingly, the truth hurts
shutupmichaela 18
that's a conversation I'd love to hear. "You can't stick your dick in a toaster, Derp!" "But why?"
ForXToday 17
This generation makes me lose faith in humanity.
asherm 15
Me too!
KeannaLove 32
How do you know it's this generation? It could easily be some 40 year old dude living in his moms basement and who likes to get it on with the hot box. Stupidity has no age limits.
WhiteCrimson 23
That's just damn weird! Many he is trying to add some color to his prick. Self tanning dude!!!! OP I feel sorry for you. Seems like spot of us are surrounded by idiots every second of the day.
asherm 15
Hope he's using "protection", when tanning. SPF 30+. I'm sure weird dude doesn't want melanoma on Mr Winkie. Then again, probably better if he loses ability to breed
Laxinitup 18
Hmm sounds like a shocking new fetish. Even when it fails who doesn't like smoked sausage?
ruckfules85 34
Oh God why