Today, my boss thought it was funny to fire me by putting on dark sunglasses and saying "You have been terminated" in a bad Arnold Schwarzenegger voice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
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Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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julfunky 29
... Your boss was right.
Beefmaster 4
Is your boss Micheal Scott?
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Comments (16)
kazekai8 11
*OHYEAAAAAAAAH *MUSIC ENSUES
julfunky 29
... Your boss was right.
Beefmaster 4
Is your boss Micheal Scott?
GMSP 18
First your fiance of 7 years leaves you and now your boss is the Terminator. Sounds a run of the mill B movie to me.
RichardPencil 32
Oh, boy. I need to give a seminar on how to do a proper meta comment.
RichardPencil 32
You should have said, “I’ll be back...with my AR-15” and then it will be “Hasta la vista, baby.” At least he didn’t put on orange spray tan and a yellow badger on his head and say “You’re fired.”
Dave_Davington 34
"I know now why you cry. But it is something I can never do."
Glowworm56 27
If one absolutely must be fired--I think that's a pretty epic way to do so.
BasketBallForever293 17
If he was going to fire you anyway, why not do it like that?
tonyfan00 38
*best impresonation of Arnold Schwarzenegger* You got to get out of here NOW!!
Lobby_Bee 18
Did you drive your car through his office afterwards? That's the sensible thing to do.