latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whatarethisss
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
jenni6488
United Kingdom
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
12693
Perth, Australia
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
smarterthanmymum
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
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Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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Comments (143)
PrimeStarscream 30
At least his stupidity won't be reproduced if he keeps it up.
FizzyFun 8
Mmm Mmmm Toasty
3563560 7
How old is he?
KingreX32 21
HA!!!!! what an idiot. How old is you're brother.
utrax 23
He'll probably forget to unplug it one day, and then he'll understand why it's a bad idea.
ulissey_fml 22
He really took it at heart when he was told he was his Mother's Pride !!
wdwillever 10
i have found out with kids, if they don't like the results of the first time they do it, they won't do it again
FrankHotpants 31
Exactly how would it even fit in a rectangular shaped opening?
chosha_fml 27
Turn the power on and let the toaster explain.
Damitol 3
Hey let him learn the hard way. I mean seriously those things reach 400+ degrees. He won't make that mistake twice...and if he makes it ONCE then your new claim to fame will be the brother of a DARWIN AWARD WINNER!