Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
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Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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Comments (143)
cathrope 10
Did the explaining involve turning the toaster on?
Sacytrl 28
Just turn it on and let him learn from experience
reymon8823 24
Ummm ouch burn hot no no
Goblin182 27
This is one of these things that people shold find out for themselves.
Omniprism 15
Let him figure it out. Give him the toaster and buy a new one.
ViviMage 40
He just wants cream cheese on his toasted bagel!
blackbeltpsycho 16
Who just gets the idea "You know, I feel like ******* a toaster today."?
howdoilogin 9
Wait you're not supposed to do that?
worldclassrager 41
Is this to get the toast out or just for fun?
greenbaybuddy 2
Lmfao hard