Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
thebravelittletoaster
United Kingdom
Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML
Anonymous
Nigeria
Just because you can don't mean you should
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
poop
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
thatchick3333
United States
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Uh-SLEEP
Litchfield Park, United States
Masterchef
Today, our stove broke. Now, we have to cook using a toaster oven. FML
anon
Dublin, United States
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
gofixmyhead
United Kingdom
Student life
Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Good thing it wasn't plugged in at the time. Otherwise, you'd have to shop for a new sister, too.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, at least you weren't in the bathtub when she threw it in! :-)
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, at least you weren't in the bathtub when she threw it in! :-)
awildwhisper 30
Her little sister must have listened to Melanie Martinez's song Soap.
RichardPencil 32
Good thing it wasn't plugged in at the time. Otherwise, you'd have to shop for a new sister, too.
drancergdl 10
Mm I would pay more attention to your sibling she might try to attempt suicide and got caught or you came home earlier or some other thing I'm telling you this cuz I used to try to kill my self and I was always waiting to be alone and one time I forgot some razors at the bath and my mom ask for them which I just say I was just trying to learn how to shave with them so I might be wrong but just keep an eye on them
Aron Zhou 5
Tell her to get in it with it
Annies 20
What the ****!?
TheWompoo 8
I hope your younger sister is under 5......
JadeMinu 10
Agreed...
bizrad81 3
Let it dry out it will be fine.
Kurliez408 32
A toaster isn't so expensive. It's more important you explain to your (hopefully very young) sister the dangers of putting electronics in water.
bobsanction 18
Yes, because "it looked dirty."
RockPrincess26 16
Kids just get more and more dumb.
thatslifeiguess7 16
Um how old is she? if over the age of say 3 I'd talk to my parents about her.