latter
Middle River, United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
whatarethisss
Indianapolis, United States
Today, I had to teach my 16-year-old brother how to use a toaster. He thought you just plug it in and wait for it to "pre-heat." FML
coco1234
Brain melt
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Crying
It's toast
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
ProsserBabe11
United States
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
jenni6488
United Kingdom
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
12693
Perth, Australia
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
smarterthanmymum
United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML
Top comments
Kibaruto 33
If it's not plugged in, it's fair game.
RojerRamjet 3
Should have let him find out the hard way
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Comments (143)
The_Nuke 31
Darwin will fix that one
ItsAUnicorn 27
Is it so small it FITS in there?!
GEBEH 14
It's bigger than yours.
ItsAnanya 25
#37 I wonder how do YOU know that.
jerryj 27
Maybe it was a toaster oven!
NoFlippinWai 24
36- most males would like to think a female's penis is smaller than their's. They are wrong. But we let them think they are right.
TheDrifter 24
68, that's because every time we're winning the women just go buy a bigger one.
Jst4kicks 16
Should of let him learn a lesson
alycion 39
Should have told him it feels better if he wrapped it in foil first.
CrissyyyS2 22
And how old is this brother of yours? If he's old enough, you should sit back and enjoy the show.
Crofty92 17
Who actually wants to watch their brother **** a toaster?
CrissyyyS2 22
I was thinking more of toasting his penis off.
jerryj 27
I'm surprised that anyone would "enjoy" viewing such a horrid event. The jury proclaims that you are a twisted individual! The sentence: picking up every phallus you find on the street and donating it your local hospital.
Crofty92 17
#50, obviously it was off, otherwise the brother wouldn't need telling.
CrissyyyS2 22
Sheesh. Since when has FML gotten so serious.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
It is not a matter of us being serious, just you being weird.
Crofty92 17
#96 took the words out of my mouth
beautybabexo 7
God bless today's generation of fools.
Daryen_rawwwr 7
maybe he wanted to toast his meat for breakfast?
Sandsh8rk 36
Did he at least put a condom on first?
Fluffydemise 18
Please tell your brother that the phrase "smoke my pole" is not to be taken so literally. It's more of a euphemism, k?
buckdharma 38
Once you go back you never go back.
buckdharma 38
*black
hollyanne27 9
once you go *toasted* you never go back (:
Zimmington 21
But... the toaster is silver
kinky44 28
Oh so every toaster you see looks the same, huh? Racist