Today, I came to the unsettling realisation that the 2XL jacket that was originally 3 sizes too big for me is now a perfect fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I ordered a designer jacket online. When it arrived, it was doll-sized. It turns out that I bought a limited edition meant for action figures. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, after I'd ordered a cute dress online for an upcoming date, I tried it on, only to realise it was more of a glorified napkin than a dress. The tag online had said “One size fits all.” I now have a dress that fits my cat better than it fits me. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
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Top comments
Gubbon 17
Been to the gym and packed on some muscles? Congrats.
demix_fml 32
I feel your pain 😞
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Comments (9)
Gubbon 17
Been to the gym and packed on some muscles? Congrats.
RichardPencil 32
Congrats on the growth spurt, big guy!
demix_fml 32
I feel your pain 😞
WistayShlaio82 13
Age will sneak up on you like that
julianamariex3 15
I feel you! I started a health journey finally after waiting far too long to work on my health. I started it 2/10. I feel so much better. Next weigh in is tomorrow, but so far, I’ve lost 18 lbs and 13 inches. It’s a program that teaches a bunch of healthy habits and then transitions you back into the real world of more calories and stuff after you reach your goal weight. Pretty cool! I’m not a health coach, nor do I ever plan on becoming one. No thanks
ftpallday666 16
Been there man. Been there.