Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
HannahWho 8
She might be able to if she can convince the DMV that this is how her face is. I have a pair of earphones around my neck, which the lady let me keep on. I am not sure why I thought it was hilarious to have them but... I would suggest letting your daughter learn for herself. And if they do let her make that face you will be the first person to tell her in four or five years when she still has to have that stupid picture on her license that you tried to warn her.
mrmerino 0
Ooh. Excellent point.
TPSerigne 9
So that is why people do the duck face.... To show off their DSL's!
brandojax_33 5
I would laugh my ******* ass off if someone did that so much that one day it stuck that way
HUGHGRECTION69_fml 2
well I would be careful, you don't wanna lose your ass.
HandsomeRatch 20
Well, if she wants to be a duck that badly, help her out by only feeding her bread from now on.
aperfectxdeath 3
Ducks don't eat bread in the wild.
The_Troller 14
^ Anti-Joke chicken.
cooldude255220 1
Okay then, feed her worms. ^__^
HandsomeRatch 20
Damn all the old ladies who keep feeding the poor animals bread!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Long time ago, I looked at what a "duck face" actually is, then my eyes burned and shriveled up like little prunes. It was horrible. **** google images. For the love of god, DON'T LET HER DO THE DUCK FACE, PLEASE!!!
Colonel_Lexi 18
I'm tempted to google "duckface" images, now.
CSRozell 4
as am I
silentbutfunny 0
As am I
burtonbullet 10
Hmmmmm...google...images...duckface....OH SWEET MOTHER OF MARY, KILL IT!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I believe the actual site is called antiduckface<dot>com.
KushMastaDisasta 3
I'm sure the cops'll get a kick out of that one when they ask for her ID during a traffic stop.
tygerarmy 35
Kids these days are dumb. How can she not believe you? I kind of wish that getting slapped on the back myth was true, then we could slap them and they'd all be stuck like that.
thegreatbigwhite 2
Typical asshole adult response. "Kids are dumb." Like you didn't make any stupid decisions back when you were a teenager. I swear, as humans get older they just get more and more stupid.
LoveMay 10
57 - stupider and stupider*
zombicidal 11
I'm 16 and I still see the stupidity of the duck face or taking pictures shirtless in a bathroom mirror it just looks dumb
desireev 18
59- 'Stupider' is not a word. 57- You are absolutely correct! Every single person has made bad choices before. When you grow out of it, you can sit back and laugh at everyone still doing the silly things such as the 'duck face'. It isn't the older folks fault that the young generation has made themselves look silly. All the older folks can do is try to help and give advice..... Or sit back and laugh.
jab7769 8
Well the fact that he is showing a picture of him mouth wide open ready to receive a load says that this is the new dick face
justlikeme79 9
71- 59 was actually right. The word is actually stupider.
tygerarmy 35
It's not just kids that are stupid, people of all ages do stupid things. I do stupid things. There is nothing wrong with 'duck face' pictures. As pointed out, I take pictures making dumb faces. But there is a difference between doing dumb things on purpose or because you do not know better. I use a photo where I made a face for FML on purpose. I wouldn't try to use it for my drivers license or work ID.
jerseyboy732 16
you should take her to a quack
heroforhirex95 17
That is rather unfortunate. I quaked...er...cracked up when I read this.
Rocky007 15
Duck face, duck face!!
btstig 11
I see a MUTHA ****** perpetrator twospots up. Do it again i double dog dare you.
desireev 18
Hero- You have the duck face on! I'll bet your quack was better than most!
The_Troller 14
There is a traitor among us!
ALpein 0
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Don't leave Earth, beautiful, glorious, Earth. How about we ship the idiots to another planet and the people with more sense stay here?
Mak007 13
There are more idiots than there seems to be.
The_Troller 14
28- they don't deserve a planet to themselves, just dump them out in space somewhere.
aperfectxdeath 3
He was making a great futurama reference. :D